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HEART SOLDIER SENSHI

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:

for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

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I do not believe that will get us to our destination any faster.

Okay, but do you know for sure?

Unless we are teleporting, five seconds is not enough time to get closer to a destination that is not in visual range.

... Gods, I miss Aetherytes more ever day.

Edited 2021-12-19 20:23 (UTC)

We call them waypoints, but yes--- taking the train is lovely but sometimes I do wish for a little more expediency.

Might make you drive faster, though.

The speed limit is a contract between society and myself. I will not break it.

Hell doesn't got any laws, dude.

I know. That is part of the problem...

So if there ain't any laws, no contract, right?

Edited 2021-12-19 20:41 (UTC)

Just because Hell does not have order, does not mean I will not uphold my own personal sense of a societal contract.

Okay, but what if we set the speed limit.

Huh? Huh? Then you're like creating order.

And what kind of limit are you suggesting?

A hundred and two.

Why two?

Why not? Laws are always weird like that, ain't they?

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