idolpro | AVANTE EN GARDE

AVANTE EN GARDE

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:

for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

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[ Half-heartedly. ]

I can drive the car off the cliff.

...You could drive the car off the cliff.

We could build up a ramp, even.

. . . . . . . Are you two serious?

Either she kills us or we kill us ourselves and don't give her the satisfaction of it.

Yeah. Like--if you wanna chance it, you can. But why not go out on our own terms?

You are both of you mad.

But perhaps I have gone mad too. Because you see, no matter what we do we keep being brought to harm. And truly, I do not wish to see her infuriating smile again. So if we can thwart it for even a moment, I suppose it would be worth it