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Zhongli's Ideal World Session 2

"In his long life, he has met countless people, and shall meet countless more still.

As they say: the waters change course, but the mountains move not."

--The Raiden Shogun

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[Pours him tea.]

Ah, I was unaware as well. I might have argued with the contract signing longer than I should have.

[ noses the cup and then tips his head to the side to stare at him from this new angle. ]

You probably missed all the bloodshed then. His mate killed his unitmates and traumatized a sheep at a bookstore.

I saw the twins trying and succeeding and destroying a gate.

His mate ... Caeli? I know he loves fighting, but was there another reason?

[He's just going to gloss over the part about the sheep.]

[ shrugs. ] I don’t have a clue. I arrived just in time to see everybody drop dead. I’m not sure who or what started the fight. And, yes, I… think so? I don’t know his name, but he’s the fox.

Maybe they tried to destroy him. [ he’s half kidding. ]

Why did you go back and forth with the contract? I thought Zhongli was your friend. [ he came to visit that one time, so clearly that single visit means you’re friends. that’s just how it works. ]

Everyone....?

[Sorry, he's stuck on that.]

Not everyone. But the twins and Caeli. Besides the little FiN girl I haven't run into anybody else but you. [ anybody else alive, that is. ]

How unfortunate. I would have enjoyed speaking to Caeli.

[He sighs, but then smiles at him.]

I have heard this restraint is rather expensive. I'm sure they'll have meat to fill you up.

I imagine his company would have been greatly appreciated. [ pentium has no idea he was an 'issue'. ]

Oh? [ food is always a good distraction! but wait. ] I don't have any money though...

Let's hope Caeli paid before his untimely demise. If not, I hope you can run fast to skip out on the bill.

[He probably was sitting at someone's place so he'll just push the plate over.]

[ his speed of -2 says he'll likely be caught. ] I think I'll have better luck eating them instead of running from them.

[ looks down at the plate being pushed in his direction, trying to see if he needs to nose any gross veges aside. once he's suitably sure there aren't any to worry about he eats. thanks emet, you're a bro. ]

[He's just enjoying tea with Zhongli!]

That works as well. I doubt they would give that much of a fight.

Did you sign the contract?

I did, reluctantly.

[ coughs up the electro vision he was storing in his stomach. good thing you weren’t eating / interested in eating. ]

I didn’t want to refuse help to a friend of yours.

But I don’t really care for god.

Is he not your friend?

[Looks at the vision with no small amount of disdain.]

Yes, well. We both agree on that point.

No. I met him the one time you invited him over and that’s it.

…well, at least he should have gotten fixed, casualties aside. [ looks to the traumatized zhongli. hm. ]

What did you all do again exactly?

I don't know what everybody else did, [ fuck things up, apparently. ] but I convinced his dragon self that all of this was fake.

And was his dragon self receptive?

I’m not dead, and the erosion was cleared, [ pentium grins, proud. ] so you tell me. [ takes a bite of his food. ] But yes. I managed to convince him… [ and just in time, since he had been about to head Butt azdaha. ] Where is your shiny trinket? Which one did you get?

I threw it in the ocean.

I have not time or patience for unworthy gods.

[ that earns a laugh. ]

I kept it because it in spite of everything because it was shiny. [ he's a simple horse. ]

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