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Zhongli Ideal World: Session 3

"In his long life, he has met countless people, and shall meet countless more still.

As they say: the waters change course, but the mountains move not."

--The Raiden Shogun

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[ Everyone that is not Zhongli, Venti, or Ei ]

Mmmm, it would be quite the challenge to take on the Hydro archon seeing as that is my element.

[ Childe will notice that his doppleganger does not have a delusion.

Why would he? ]

[ HM!!! ]

[ let's magical girl into electro childe then. ] I don't think she likes electricity. [ smirks. ] We have two of the best elements. [ going to drop his hand to the delusion sitting on his belt down. ] A combination that can only improve this party, really.

Everybody but Zhongli, [ point. ] the Ameno Archon, [ points again. ] and the Electro Archon's sister [ aaaand points one final time. ] need to go. I'll start the party and you finish it up, if you don't mind.

[ strolls himself RIGHT ON UP... and, hm, that should do. going to try to grab the cup from venti. spd 6. ] If you don't mind I'd like to make a toast.

[ nevermind that nobody may know who the fuck i am and why the fuck i'm here. ]

[ It looks like one of the Archons is planning to stop him when Makoto raises a hand and with a gentle smile nods ]

I do not know how you managed to arrive here, Traveler, but such ambition should be reward.

Please, feel free to make your toast.

[ this is bound to go sour, since he should have made some kind of attempt to herd all the required lives aside, but he's just going to have to make do. ] Much appreciated. [ he bows his head as he takes a few steps closer toward the electro twins. ] I had no idea that I, a mere traveler, would ever have the pleasure of meeting one Archon let alone all seven.

So! [ clears his throat and raises his ( stolen ) glass of wine. ]

I want to make a toast to all of you. A thanks, really, for being there and watching over the beautiful nation of Teyvat. There is a saying in Liyue... death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it, ...and while we hate to see tragedies involving our closest friends come to pass it's simply what's got to happen.

Cheers!

[ going to yeet his wine ( sorry venti ) and shoulder check ei spd 7, whip out his electro polearm spd 6, and then i don't know how many rolls i can just keep making but he's going to attempt to kill everybody with his sweeping arc attack... ]

[ Ei is knocked out of range of combat, which is fortuitous because Doppler!Childe takes the opportunity to take out Makoto in the chaos, digging two hydro blades into her. His other strike at the nearest archon is unfortunately a swing and a miss.

With Childe's attack, he is able to injure two more archons, extinguishing Pyro with the brunt of his attack and wounding Hydro.

As for counter-attacks:

Ei is stunned this round and so is Zhongli, but for completely other reasons.

Dendro vines curl around Childe's ankles, as both the Hydro and Cyro archons unleash volleys of attack against him, freezing him instantly and then he just... shatters into pieces.

Barbatos delayed anemo attacks only scatters the ice further to the wind.

Whether that was a mercy of the dice or Zhongli's subconscious at work - Caeli remain unharmed while Childe.

Childe is very dead.

Please hold while that has another effect. ]

[ Not that you have time to worry about this right now. ]

[ no! nonononononono! this is not how he wanted his other self to die, though, ok, real talk... he imagines this is how he would want to die, because what could be better than taking on the archons themselves! but... still... fuck. he morphs his electro polearm into a bow and fires off shots in quick succession, aiming to kill the archons that killed his other self - dendo and cryo - with speed and precision 8 & 5. ]

[ as for the hydro archon, 6, he's going to fling his actual electro bow like a boomerang at you, and hope you die a horrible death. ]

[ Well, those are successes against all of the remaining three archons, and your insane speed rolls (6 and 7) prevent Barbatos and Ei from landing a hit on you.

Zhongli still does not intervene.

However as one giant fuck you from the Cryo Archon of all people, they get a crit success, which means you're taking an ice spike through the thigh.

Enjoy.

As this place also starts to crumble.

Please hold. ]

[ BOOP ]

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