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[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

That's a good question. I was just trying to think of a way where it didn't fall to us, but I think... it falls to us.

[He siiiiiighs.]

Well I guess that keeps me from trying to eat the pair of you. We might as well.

Yeah, well, saves us both then. Right, so. Standing up.

[wearily beginning to pull himself up from the pile]

[Good thing he's got a broken arm or he'd actually make Luther stay. But he sighs and tries to stand himself.]

Troublesome.

You don't have to do this if you don't want to. I can just go.

[but he looks grateful that Cosmo is trying to stand too]

[We'll see how far self-control gets us all.]

If you left me alone with Vergil I would just try to eat him. We might as well go together.

Great, so in addition to being messed up in whatever other ways we all want to eat each other. No problem. Well let's try and see what the locked door area looks like now.

[and they're off hopefully eventually]

We can always feast on one another later.

[Cheerfully!]

God, it's embarrassing how good that sounds right now.

Hah, don't tempt me.

[Hands and teeth to yourselves, everybody!! Or not,]

[no vore until the work is done folks]

Now now you two, we can wait a little.

[Probably?

It's not like he's any less desperate to sink his teeth into them he's just better at not showing it.]

...Or the door leads between them and us?

Maybe but if those santa monsters are still around they'd be walking into a trap.

...True.

[Oh are we getting up then. He sighs but, he'll also to try extract himself and get to his feet. Fffiiine]

[they are indeed trying (and struggling) to make moves]

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