YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 3

[idolpro]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!


[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[idolpro]

Grimace looks at you.

There is no time to talk; not if you do not have proper tribute.

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[pyromagiac]

Do you know what I'm supposed to be looking for?

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[idolpro]

Please Lonard and you will find the answers you seek. Grimace will say no more until tribute has been paid.

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[pyromagiac]

[ looking back to the lonard statue. . .

uhm. . . .




how do you please a statue. . . ]

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[pyromagiac]

[ think, felicity. You're a volcanologist. You went to college!! ]

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[pyromagiac]

[ this is a clown man. . .

clowns like jokes. . . ]

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[pyromagiac]

Uhm. . .


A Cautus calls their insurance about living near an active volcano.

What did the insurance Durin say them about a possible eruption?

. . .

. . .


"Don't worry, you'll be covered."

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[idolpro]

Lonard is not sure he understands the...?cultural context? of your joke.

Lonard is lukewarm.

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[pyromagiac]

[ oh. . . . ]

Uhm. . .

How do I become an employee here?

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[idolpro]

Simply begin working.

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[pyromagiac]

[ time to toddle to the kitchen then ]

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[idolpro]

Proceed.