YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 4

[idolpro]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!


[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

OBJECTIVE

[idolpro]

Objectives:

- Repair the Tokyo-F Quarantine Protocols
- Repair the Belief-o-Matic 3000 (Working Title)
- Restore Order to Chaos

To begin, roll 1d10.

Re: OBJECTIVE

[586]

10!

Re: OBJECTIVE

[flawandorder]

6!

Re: OBJECTIVE

[firstworldproblem]

1!

[failedsafe]

9!

Communications

[idolpro]

[ you can communicate with eachother via the intercoms in the WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies! or you can just send texts.

Items may be transferred via dropbox in each area's first room (the Dining Room or Lobby). ]

Re: Communications

[586]

[ gurgle gurgle gurgle. ]

[ cookie sauce noises of melted former monster go here. ]

WcDonald's - Dining Room

[idolpro]

Now Playing - IiIiIiIiI




There's a Lonard Wcdonard statue in the middle of the dining area. Do you like clowns?

It is certainly busy. The mascots have expanded to not only be Lonard, but a number of others, including Grimace and whatever the hell this thing is. There's also…uh…a 3d mural…?

Don't ask.

Behind the counter is the Kitchen. To the left is the F U N Z O N E.

Dropbox

[idolpro]

Here you can send and receive items with [[BOOST MOBILE]].

Re: WcDonald's - Dining Room

[firstworldproblem]

[If there are employees, he's going to order whatever the heck a #1 is on the menu.

If not, well, to the kitchen!]

[failedsafe]

[lily wants to order food if she can!! A number 9]

WcDonald's - Kitchen

[idolpro]

Now Playing - it hurts



The WcDonald's kitchen has a state of the art WcDonald Rotational Deep Fryer, an Ice Cream Machine, and a Burger Assembly Counter. Also, from here you can comfortably view and interact with the service counter and its cash registers, behind which employees safely take orders from those in the Dining Room from miscreants demanding their WcFlurries be given to them for free and that their manager be summoned from the depths this instant.

On the wall near the break area which consists of two very uncomfortable chairs and no tables is a posterboard with various things pinned to it. A phone can be heard ringing at the counter.

You can return to the Dining Room.

Re: WcDonald's - Kitchen

[firstworldproblem]

[Checking out the posterboard. Surely an upstanding employee will get that phone.]

WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Now Playing - make her wish come true




This is the F U N Z O N E. In the F U N Z O N E, you may have to take certain risks, such as a giant flyswatter slapping you in the face as soon as you enter the zone. Of course, if you had Foresight, you could easily avoid the flyswatter.

There is a jungle gym, a slide, an obstacle course, the Legendary Ballpit, The !CAROUSEL! and a set of rules that must be followed. No running, only one child enters any given attraction at a time. Failure to follow these rules will displease Lonard.

You can return to the Dining Room.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[firstworldproblem]

[Ack! Slapped in the face as he enters. No running? Not a problem. As for the rules, well, didn't the employees say 'Lonard is dead' or something. Can't displease a corpse, right?

Shrugging at Lily and motions to the carousel unless she has other plans.]

[failedsafe]

[normally lily would be for obstacle courses but existing is an obstacle so let's try the...sigh ballpit

even if it muderised her]

Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

[idolpro]

Now Playing - MASAMUNE Shopping (Christmas Edition)



Welcome to The Yuletide Queen's Manor/Remote Bakery Yuletide Cookies, recently invaded and sullied by the foul Lonard WcDonard! There's not a dining room or anything because nobody is supposed to eat here. No, they're supposed to appreciate what their Queen has so graciously granted them, that one day they might have an order of six (6) Yuletide Cookies delivered directly to their home! To this end, a lone shopkeeper works the desk.

On display on his counter are several objects that are not cookies. Lonard must pay for what he has done.

To the left is the Freezer, out the doors to the back leads to the Damned Queen's manor proper.

Dropbox

[idolpro]

Here you can send and receive items with [[BOOST MOBILE]].

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

[586]

[ approaches the counter and gets up on his hind legs, so he can set his claws on it. BROWSES. ] I'd like one of each. [ of what, he doesn't know. doesn't care, honestly... but maybe they'll help. ]

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

[flawandorder]

How nice...

[Well perhaps he can make some effort. So what are these objects that are not cookies, hmmm? If there are things worth taking, he's taking them. It's fine.]

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Lobby

[586]

[ pentium + kyanite GO TO THE FREEZER. ]

BAD END

[idolpro]

He wasn't kidding when he said pay.

Become inflicted by seven of the following status effect:

- Death
- Severe burns
- Severe wounds (various)
- Item loss (lose all items)
- On fire
- Death
- Skin melting
- Bones melting
- General unpleasantness
- Sense of doom
- Blood from skin
- Organ failure (nonfatal)
- Decapitation (nonfatal)
- Beaten to death by an invisible ghost for 30-35 minutes with a laser sword

Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[idolpro]

Now Playing - Through the Fire and the Flames



This is the Freezer, the second holliest and third jolliest location in the Damned Queen's manor. Here she stores the supplies needed to create her ultimate cookies, which is why there are meat hooks hanging from the ceiling. Besides that, there's just stacks of barrels with strange black goop, as well as a bunch of wrapped giftboxes everywhere.

Also...a recreational slot machine?

In the center of the room is an idol, emanating dark Yuletide magicks - it seems you won't be able to progress further without dealing with that, but how can you even get close to such a thing…?

You can return to the Lobby.

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[flawandorder]

[....this place just gets more and more cursed the more he tries to make sense of it.

Okay but can we use the money on the slot machine.................?]

SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

[idolpro]

You sense something horrible has happened to your friends. A chill runs through the WcDonald's, and you can hear the Damned Queen's manic laughter. The mascots and employees of the WcDonald's all fall into a deep melancholy.

"Lonard is dead!", they cry.

What happened over there...?

Re: SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

[firstworldproblem]

[Wait! We have friends?]