AlcheME! - SATURDAY NOON PST

[idolpro]

[ The bar is unit-colored with light unit paraphernalia, although it's all just for show. Fortunately, comfort isn't part of the unit aesthetic this time—all seats are cushioned, whether the booth seats or the bar stools, comfy and lush. Idols can sit anywhere they like, it seems.

There's alcohol available, but everything else is locked behind the wall-cabinet. . . the recipe book is also available to peruse at one's leisure.

Ah—the door opens, and a fuzzy sort of shade steps in. It looks like idols will be serving the Damned, today. . . ? ]

RECIPE BOOK

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[alchemechanical]

I can provide a vast amount of coffee.

[doublefried]

Prove it. Do it right now.

[alchemechanical]

I confess to spending the points P-senpai generously gave to me on crafting material.

I confess to paying for the indulgence of electric tools when manual tools would have sufficed.

I confess to moving the vegetables left in my section of the dietary supplies onto I-senpai's side.

I confess to sleeping three hours last night after getting excited about a new project.

I confess to planning to plant a tracker on O-senpai once I am able to purchase a tracking app.

I confess to making preparations to extend the tunnels in my room to the kitchen.

I confess to saying rude things to one of my family members during their reskinning process.

I confess to hiding I-senpai in my hat for one night.

I confess to falling asleep on a bench while testing the crystaldrone the other day.

I confess to losing my hat to the wind one day and deploying the entire fleet to retrieve it.

[doublefried]

You have tunnels in your room?

[alchemechanical]

Yes, I created them for I-senpai.

[doublefried]

Like, big tunnels or like hamster tunnels.

[alchemechanical]

The latter. The former is far too much physical labor when we have a fluid size advantage.

[doublefried]

We could probably get the former as a dorm upgrade also, though.

[alchemechanical]

We could?

[doublefried]

Yeah, if we wanted a mysterious labyrinth of tunnels I think we could make it happen.

[alchemechanical]

[ Mental image: A room that contains an ever-shifting hamster tunnel labyrinth which is used to settle disputes, first one out the victor. ]

Oya... I see.

[doublefried]

[ PLEASE ]

It might be a fun addition.

[alchemechanical]

I shall certainly strive to get it then.

[inspiteful]

...Why did Blue Eyes need to hide in your hat?

[alchemechanical]

I did not ask.

[inspiteful]

I see...

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Yeah, these all seem normal and fine except-]

You should really eat your vegetables.

[alchemechanical]

I have already in my previous life.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Ah, I wouldn't wish to keep you back from all your newfound carnivorous tendencies............so push them onto O's plate.

[alchemechanical]

Ufufu, understood.

[featherbeaned]

- tunnels?

[alchemechanical]

Yes, they're currently in my room.