BAD END=DEAD END - 430PM PST

[idolpro]

[ The bar is unit-colored with light unit paraphernalia, although it's all just for show. Fortunately, comfort isn't part of the unit aesthetic this time—all seats are cushioned, whether the booth seats or the bar stools, comfy and lush. Idols can sit anywhere they like, it seems.

There's alcohol available, but everything else is locked behind the wall-cabinet. . . the recipe book is also available to peruse at one's leisure.

Ah—the door opens, and a fuzzy sort of shade steps in. It looks like idols will be serving the Damned, today. . . ? ]

RECIPE BOOK

Comments

CUSTOMER ORDERS - TURN IN BY REPLYING TO ORDER COMMENT

[idolpro]

ORDER 1

[idolpro]

"Uhm. . . oh, geez, I've never been in a bar before. . . All these options sound so good! I can't decide, I like them all! Could you pick a sweet drink for me?"

Re: ORDER 1

[carrionmywaywardsun]

The Choke On Your Spoonful of Sugar, or: The World's Shittiest Macchiato Latte

Ingredients:
Valor: Coffee (confess a truth) + milk (longing)
Sakura: Coffee (confess a truth/secret)
Kiri: Agave (affection) (added here)

1. Make the world's shittiest, bitterest macchiato.
2. Serve to customer who wanted a sweet drink because fuck that guy.
3. Have unitmate accidentally unlock agave syrup cabinet.
4. Add entire bottle of agave syrup to macchiato (Or to taste, if you're a fucking coward.), turning it into a latte, because that's how that works.
5. Serve the drink formerly known as a macchiato to the customer because fuck that guy.

ORDER 2

[idolpro]

"My exams are tonight! I'm so nervous I couldn't go to sleep last night, and now I'm tired as hell. . . Could you make something that'll wake me up but calm me down at the same time?"

Re: ORDER 2

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Bad Decisions, Weird Confessions, and Unwanted Feelings, or: The House Special

Ingredients:
Valor: alcohol
Sakura: coffee
Kiri: tea

1. Open the alcohol cabinet.
2. Chug the first drink you recognize.
3. Put some in a glass, probably.
4. Add coffee.
5. Identify your second-slowest unit mate and put a ribbon on it.
6. (Optional) Cackle because swords are known for their speed and cunning, duh.
7. Mix well and serve.

ORDER 3

[idolpro]

"It's my wife's birthday today! She would have been fifty six today. . . hey, bartender, could I get a mojito with extra lime? . . . You don't serve that here? What, you must know how to make one, though. It was my wife's favorite drink."

Re: ORDER 3

[carrionmywaywardsun]

The Fuck That Guy in Particular, or: Lemon-Lime Soda with a BE=DE Twist

Ingredients:
Sakura: two Juicy memories, one for Club Soda and one for Fruit (Lemon)

1. Take a glass. (Not a mojito glass.)
2. Add lime juice and club soda, one to one. Mix well.
3. Garnish with one whole lemon, one whole lime, and another whole lime at the customer's request.
4. Pour drink into shot glass.
5. Throw full shot glass at customer's head. Serve the rest of the drink to unit mate.
6. (Optional) Have unit mate serve the rest of the drink to the customer.
7. Comes with a free chaser of being menaced by a bar knife until the customer leaves the bar.

ORDER 4

[idolpro]

"Listen to this, bartender. . . I was just broken up with today. . . we were going to get married, but they left me for another. . . I'm so depressed. . . could you make me something comforting? Really, I just want to eat a whole tub of ice cream right now. . ."

Re: ORDER 4

[carrionmywaywardsun]

The Luckiest Fucker In This Shit Hole, or: Cocoa Bubble Milk Tea

Ingredients
Kiri: tea with milk, cocoa
Sakura: milk
Valor: agave

1. Identify your slowest unit mate and put a ribbon on it.
2. Reluctantly crush more ice.
3. Keep reluctantly crushing more ice.
4. Add some cocoa, to make it extra comfy.
5. ???
6. Profit.

MAKE YOUR OWN RECIPE - TURN IN ORIGINAL RECIPE DRINKS HERE

[idolpro]

MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[flipping through the recipe book]

What the shit is this? Again?

[stupid feelings sharing >8(]

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[gravitydefier]

[guess who got dropped into this game from...wherever he was. don't mind him just being silent for the moment.]

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Oh heyyyy, look who turned up.

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[gravitydefier]

...I was given no choice.

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Yeah, well, that's how it goes sometimes with these fucking games. You think I wanna be here?

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[soulcarve]

[ watching the macchiato get shoved in the first customer's face. she looks. skeptical.

—but perks up. ]

I wanna try making the one for the fourth customer! We can't make ice cream but probably we can get close.

Like, um... if it was Milk Tea and Bubble Tea at the same time? Ooh, and we could make it Cocoa Milk Bubble Tea! So it's extra comfy!

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[gravitydefier]

...what?

[what are any of those.]

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[carrionmywaywardsun]

...what?

[TEA MEANS FEELINGS]

order #3

[carrionmywaywardsun]

...Well, if we're doing this, let's fucking do this. For Grey Fuck #3, looks like the only thing in this shitty book with lime is the Lemon-Lime Soda, so that's what that fucker's getting.

[after trying to avoid memory sharing for so long suddenly it doesn't seem so bad, honestly]

Looks like we'll need...two memories? Two shitty memories. Unless Kiri wants to get creative again. Who's going first?

Re: order #3

[gravitydefier]

...fine.

[crushing ice. probably crushing too much ice. and two memories are shared. probably not the ones he would have wanted, but:

one

and two.]

[ooc: ingredients are 2 juice, 1 club soda, 1 fruit.]

Re: order #3

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[second verse, just as bad as the first. Valor winces visibly as he witnesses the memories a second time.]

[mumbling more to himself than anyone] Well, shit, I didn't mean that shitty...

[for lack of anything else to do, he'll mix the lemon-lime soda, pour out a shot glass's worth for Customer #3, and then throw the shot glass at Customer #3's head to serve it. [butterfly meme] is this unit bonding?

he'll put the rest of the drink in front of Sakura to do with as he wishes]

order #2

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Alright, that just leaves this chucklefuck over here. Something with coffee or tea and booze oughta do it. The House Special, I guess? Got a little bit of everything in that one. Dibs on the booze.

[Valor is opening that alcohol cabinet and grabbing the first thing he recognizes, in this case a bottle of soju, and cracking it open to take a good stuff drink.]

Re: order #2

[gravitydefier]

...fine. [definitely leaving the alcohol to Valor, but trying to decide which he will do.]

Re: order #2

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[oh yeah Valor doesn't envy that choice, why do you think he reached for the booze. surely this will not lead to any regrets.]