ROUND 1

[idolpro]

How to Play Instructions

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[zugzwange]

. . .ah. . . these childish games are really exhausting.

[ well. ok.

contemplates for several minutes ]

Hey wish granting genie, I wish for you to kill someone not Wild City or SensitIV or Gold here really creatively. I can ask that for a wish, huh?

[idolpro]

[ A genie appears. ]

I can indeed grant your wish.

[zugzwange]

. . . well then. Handy, I guess.

[idolpro]

I will be granting it in my own time, however. I will not even guarantee it to be this round, but the kill will count as yours.

[zugzwange]

Great, sounds awesome. Can you believe the kids these days? They're so energetic, an old man like me can't keep up at all.

[idolpro]

Nothing like a little blood sport to get the blood pumping.

[zugzwange]

You know, I'm not really into murder, but it is hard to live without understanding death, right?

[floriographys]

[Hi Haruto I'm back with a new gunshot wound and Nya is going to go for a foxhole, honestly. And heal himself.

EXCEPT HE GETS SHOT IN THE BACK AND DIES.]

[zugzwange]

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Kids these days.

[idolpro]

It is what separates men from beasts. You have the inescapable knowledge of your demise, which you must live trying to outrun.

[zugzwange]

Do genies ever die?