BARiTONES - UNSCORED BONDING BARTEND SESSION

[idolpro]

[ At some point in the nebulous post-game future, the unit is summoned to the Game Tower, and directly to a bar.

The bar is unit-colored with light unit paraphernalia, although it's all just for show. Fortunately, comfort isn't part of the unit aesthetic this time—all seats are cushioned, whether the booth seats or the bar stools, comfy and lush. Idols can sit anywhere they like, it seems.

There's alcohol available, but everything else is locked behind the wall-cabinet. . . the recipe book is also available to peruse at one's leisure.

Ah—the door opens, and a fuzzy sort of shade steps in. It looks like idols will be serving the Damned, today. . . ? ]

RECIPE BOOK

Comments

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[firstworldproblem]

[Just looking over the recipes.]

Do we need to give the second order something more lively? They sound incredibly dull.

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[abovefate]

It would be boring if we gave them what they asked. Let's spice it up, mm? How about caffeine and alcohol.

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[firstworldproblem]

Yvette made a special drink. I do believe this person does deserve a taste of it.

[failedsafe]

AGREED!

[firstworldproblem]

Would you like to use Yvette's or make your own?

[failedsafe]

[she taps her lip.]

My own, I Think.

[firstworldproblem]

[He nods and hands her an ingredient book.]

Show me your creative abilities.

[failedsafe]

[she makes excited jazz hands as she reaches for the book that he does eventually hand to her.]

I'm thinking a juice base to start, club soda for kick, but some herbs to really spruce and elevate the flavour and agave to round it out. It's a very interesting sort of sweetener.

[basically likely the complete antithesis of what they asked for! #helping]

[firstworldproblem]

[He snickers into his hand.]

Are you actually trying to make it taste pleasing?

[failedsafe]

But of course! Someone hasn't been studying his mixology if he doubts me.

[firstworldproblem]

Why would I bother to learn to mix drinks when I have Yvette?

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[586]

How about we make them whatever we want. We are the bartenders and we know what's best.

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[firstworldproblem]

Just don't kill them with your drink. We want it to drop them off of their feet and taste superb at the same time.

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[586]

...

[ . . . ]

I don't need to kill them with the drink... since I could eat them and be infinitely more satisfied. [ that's not a bad idea, tbh. ]

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[firstworldproblem]

If I could, I would allow you to eat them. Alas, they are not so readily available.

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[586]

...boo.

But if we have to mix these idiots drinks, then I'm making whatever I like. [ aka he's experimenting. ] Help me pick a customer, so we can get started. [ he's browisng the bases for the drinks. ]

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[firstworldproblem]

Number four needs something special.

Re: MINGLE/DISCUSSION

[586]

Let's make him something strong. Knock number four on their ass.