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you're alone, but you're not alone. you know that, right?
Who: Childe
Where: The Escape Room - Dolphin House
When: ???
The manor feels a lot less forboding now that it's now longer haunted by a malicious spirit, but it's still a fucked up dolphin manor full of dolphin statues.
Oh, look, here come some texts -
Where: The Escape Room - Dolphin House
When: ???
The manor feels a lot less forboding now that it's now longer haunted by a malicious spirit, but it's still a fucked up dolphin manor full of dolphin statues.
Oh, look, here come some texts -
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TOTAL⚓DISASTER: The transfer process doesn't take that long!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Come on!
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probably. ]
Caeli; I'm here.
I'm just hoping the stuff I got you came through too.
[ he did make a promise!!! ]
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TOTAL⚓DISASTER: anyway knock on the door three times but not too fast or else a sword will pop through and stab you!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: if you do it right it'll let you in
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I'll keep that in mind...
I hope you have a first aid kit on hand if your door sword chooses to stab me though.
[ ...he is sorely tempted to ask WHY, but instead he just looks around to find the stuff he bought here and there. he sets the plush in between the other hourglass dolphins of the statue and hefts it up, carrying it incredibly slowly to the door. he stares at it... and then knock- knock- knocks. ]
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[ The foyer is the same as it was before, except now there's a pile of broken dolphin statues of varying sizes. Perched on top of the pile is a girl with cute fairy wings. ]
Hello, hello, hello! Thank you for coming!
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We really made a mess, huh, ... [ don't mind him assessing the damage. ] And, hey, no problem. [ offers her the cute plush. ] I made a promise, right, and you did help me throughout that entire ordeal, so it only feels right to help out.
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She just grabs the plush, running past him to hold it up in wonder. ]
It's so cute!
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she’s cute. ]
I’m glad you like it. I had a hard time deciding what to get you. [ he strolls over and sets a hand on her head, leaning down. ] But a figured a gift for you and a gift for your house. [ motions to the fountain. ]
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[ she gives him a small bow, though, smiling! ]
This program's name is mAI! [ which she pronounces "may I". ]
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mAI, huh, that's cute. [ he's going to start looking around the foyer. ] We should probably get started, since this... is a lot. [ he knew it was bad, but this is real bad. it's a good thing he's one of the best malewifes out there. ]
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[ she climbs back on top of the dolphin pile, raising a hand ]
Right! So your first job is...do something with all these broken dolphins!
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[ brings that hand to his chin and hums thoughtfully. ] How about I make them into a mega dolphin? though, to that end I'll need some strong glue. [ or cement. ]
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...
And the kitchen is... where? [ and is it full of more dolphins? ]
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The kitchen's the first door on the left, though.
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[ he heads to the first door on the left and steps inside. ]
KITCHEN
[ the kitchen is SUPER RANSACKED. all of the shelves and cabinets are emptied and tossed around, the bowl of This Pears is empty and also broken and covered in shitty jpegs, the shitty jpeg fridge is wide open and leaking shitty jpegs, there's a bunch of broken sword pieces everywhere, and also there's just like
a cutting board in the middle of the floor with blood on it. ]
Oh, this room needs cleaned, too!
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Nevermind. [ he's going to pick up the bloodied cutting board and set it on the counter, moving the knife to the sink. he'll gather up all the cabinets and their shelves and move them to the counter too, so he can kind of take inventory on everything's he's going to have to worry about. ]
You don't say. [ can he touch the shitty jpegs? ]
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You should be careful around that thing! A lot of stuff got thrown in there and this program is pretty sure it's never coming out.
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Oh, definitely! Everyone back in Tír na nÓg was laughing at this program for months because of it! "Look, look, look at the stupid selkie girl Naffy tricked good!"
Hahaha!
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[ he's not entire sure THIS would help with what he's got planned, but he does set it on the counter to ask about in a bit. ideally he wants to try to make a little headway before he starts drinking mysterious "liquids". ]
[ at least he can clean up. even if he can't get the cabinets back in their proper place just yet he can still clear away the debris and other misc. stuff... like those jpegs, which are just a *little* unsettling. ]
I don't know if my abilities would work on you, but have you ever wanted to become one of the dolphins you love so much? Even for a few minutes.
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the jpegs mostly just stick to him, though. they're goopy. ]
Oh, as much as this program would love to, that would be unauthorized tampering!
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[ frowns, though his focus is redirected. ] You're a real stickler for the rules, huh? Show me the next place that needs taking care of. I'll have to come back here to finish up later.
[ ok, his curiosity is getting the better of him, especially because she did put these in the fridge, ...so lick. he's tasting one of the jpgs that's stuck on his hand. ]