you're alone, but you're not alone. you know that, right?

[idolpro]

Who: Childe
Where: The Escape Room - Dolphin House
When: ???



The manor feels a lot less forboding now that it's now longer haunted by a malicious spirit, but it's still a fucked up dolphin manor full of dolphin statues.

Oh, look, here come some texts -

Comments

[childeishly]

But I'm worth it. [ does this. ] Look at me. [ and a wink for good measure. ]

[ brings that hand to his chin and hums thoughtfully. ] How about I make them into a mega dolphin? though, to that end I'll need some strong glue. [ or cement. ]

[totaldisaster]

Oh, that would be cool if you could figure it out! I'm not really sure if there's any glue around, though?

[childeishly]

Oh, I can make it work as long as I have some kind of... adhesive. Got anything laying around?

[totaldisaster]

Mmmmaybe in the kitchen?

[childeishly]

Let's go dig around the kitchen then. You hungry by the way? [ he's going to start walking in some random direction before realizing, oh, he doesn't know where the kitchen is. ]

...

And the kitchen is... where? [ and is it full of more dolphins? ]

[totaldisaster]

Oh, none of us eat food, so there's not really anything you could feed me.

The kitchen's the first door on the left, though.

[childeishly]

...not even for fun? I know a couple people that don't need to eat, but still do it for the taste of the food.

[ he heads to the first door on the left and steps inside. ]

KITCHEN

[totaldisaster]

[ the kitchen is SUPER RANSACKED. all of the shelves and cabinets are emptied and tossed around, the bowl of This Pears is empty and also broken and covered in shitty jpegs, the shitty jpeg fridge is wide open and leaking shitty jpegs, there's a bunch of broken sword pieces everywhere, and also there's just like

a cutting board in the middle of the floor with blood on it. ]

Oh, this room needs cleaned, too!

1/ idk

[childeishly]

...

Re: KITCHEN

[childeishly]

What

Re: KITCHEN

[childeishly]

the hell

Re: KITCHEN

[childeishly]

happened here...

done

[childeishly]

[ ... ]

Nevermind. [ he's going to pick up the bloodied cutting board and set it on the counter, moving the knife to the sink. he'll gather up all the cabinets and their shelves and move them to the counter too, so he can kind of take inventory on everything's he's going to have to worry about. ]

You don't say. [ can he touch the shitty jpegs? ]

Re: done

[totaldisaster]

[ it feels wet and now he has dripping shitty jpegs all over his hand. ]

You should be careful around that thing! A lot of stuff got thrown in there and this program is pretty sure it's never coming out.

Re: done

[childeishly]

What are these and why are there so many of them everywhere? [ going to grab some paper towels, so he can start cleaning up all the shitty jpegs. ] I think I'm going to need more than a single roll... [ to himself, mostly. ] Is there a reason they're in the fridge? I thought you said you don't eat.

Re: done

[totaldisaster]

They're unfinished assets! You're right, this program doesn't eat, so this program doesn't know what's supposed to be inside things like fridges! The assets got everywhere because of all the breaking everyone did while they were here.

Re: done

[childeishly]

[ childe rifles around in the kitchen drawers for glue, nails, a hammer, ...anything!!! he could feasibly use to repair the broken stuff in the house. ] I'm assuming what happened is unusual, and your home doesn't regularly get turbo fucked by a bunch of crazy idols running through it.

1/2

[totaldisaster]

[ There is a tube of ???substance??? labeled SOUL SPACKLE. ]

Oh, definitely! Everyone back in Tír na nÓg was laughing at this program for months because of it! "Look, look, look at the stupid selkie girl Naffy tricked good!"

Hahaha!

Re: done

[totaldisaster]

Then they all cried for this program to do something when Naffy got swatted and the Damned Queen started destroying everything. This program didn't listen to them.

Re: done

[childeishly]

Heh, a bit of karma then, wouldn't you say?

[ he's not entire sure THIS would help with what he's got planned, but he does set it on the counter to ask about in a bit. ideally he wants to try to make a little headway before he starts drinking mysterious "liquids". ]

[ at least he can clean up. even if he can't get the cabinets back in their proper place just yet he can still clear away the debris and other misc. stuff... like those jpegs, which are just a *little* unsettling. ]

I don't know if my abilities would work on you, but have you ever wanted to become one of the dolphins you love so much? Even for a few minutes.

Re: done

[totaldisaster]

[ congratulations! the kitchen is just a bit cleaner.

the jpegs mostly just stick to him, though. they're goopy. ]

Oh, as much as this program would love to, that would be unauthorized tampering!

Re: done

[childeishly]

[ as soon as he finds some tools this kitchen is going to be the cleanest! ] ...uck. [ he crinkles his nose and just stares at the goopy jpgs. not even goopy pngs! ] I get the feeling I'm going to be covered in these by the end of the night, ...

[ frowns, though his focus is redirected. ] You're a real stickler for the rules, huh? Show me the next place that needs taking care of. I'll have to come back here to finish up later.

[ ok, his curiosity is getting the better of him, especially because she did put these in the fridge, ...so lick. he's tasting one of the jpgs that's stuck on his hand. ]