[he continues crawling even through being swatted at, though there are a few close calls where he almost falls up, all the way until he gets to C's wrist]
[skids against the ground, probably sustaining more cuts and bruises as he does so, but whatever. whatever!! he slowly climbs to his feet, ignoring the ache in his abdomen]
[instead of answering verbally, he just. . . points to his eyes]
[points at C]
[and crooks his finger in a COME AT ME kind of gesture]
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I'm a pacifist.
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[IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPTS TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE]
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[but he's still just as strong as normal so if he punches him in the leg or something it'll still hurt]
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-- HEY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
[he is not punching C in the leg]
[but that's because he's kicking him in the shin instead
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You tried to punch me in the face, you ass!
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[flinging himself at C's legs, trying to cling to them or use his momentum to knock him over or. something]
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[HE ABSOLUTELY CAN!!! goes down!!
SETS OFF A SMOKEBOMB JUST CUZ HE CAN]
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[activates buddy bond. congrats C you can now feel Mars's irritation and AUGH GROSS WHY IS THERE SMOKE]
[he's still clinging to C's legs, too]
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meanwhile i hope Mars was ready for a literal flood of FEAR, LIES, DISTRUST, AND MORE LIES AND JUST AS MUST FRUSTRATION]
maybe a tinge of content because Mori was here BUT HE'S OFF FIGHTING NOW SO]
--Hey Marsy boy, I predict a sneezing fit coming on!
[SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY HELPED BY ALL THE SMOKE]
1/3
2/4 i'm sorry actually
[the briefest flash of empathy]
3/4
Wait, what? What are you talking abo
DONE
[immediately starts sneezing all over C's pant leg, getting gross snot and mucus EVERYWHERE]
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[mistakes were half made. TRIES TO KICK HIM OFF DURING HIS FIT will lack of contact get rid of the buddy bond]
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[buddy bond shuts off while he climbs, it's fine]
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[IS THIS PAYBACK FOR ALL THE CLINGING BEFORE
just takes off his hat and tries swatting at him when he gets to his arm jeezus. also smoke clears up]
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[he continues crawling even through being swatted at, though there are a few close calls where he almost falls up, all the way until he gets to C's wrist]
[and then]
[like a bug]
[he bites him]
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MINUS 15 HP INSTAKILL][YELPS JEEZUS THAT STILL FEELS LIKE A GROWN PERSON BITE]
STOP
You need to GO
[SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY GET FLICKED OFF]
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[anyway he finally goes flying thanks to the flick. AT LEAST GROW HIM TO NORMAL SIZED WHEN HE HITS THE GROUND SO HE DOESN'T GO SPLAT]
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Self fulfilling prophecies he'll land in like a puddle or some shit tho
SHAKING OUT HIS HAND]
Who does that? Besides me. But who does that?!
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[instead of answering verbally, he just. . . points to his eyes]
[points at C]
[and crooks his finger in a COME AT ME kind of gesture]
1/3
[doesn't even take a step, just looks at Mars, then looks to the piles of scrap]
[SIGHS]
2/3
But I'm getting sort of tired, cuz I'm real weak and all, aaaand, I wasn't lying. I don't like to fight.
Done
Ahaha! But what are the odds of that. . .happening?
[KICKS A PIECE OF SCRAP
THAT BOUNCES OFF ANOTHER PIECE OF SCRAP
AND KNOCKS OVER...ANOTHER PIECE
self fulfilling prophecy hey mars how good at you at dodging entire piles of scrap metal collapsing]
1/2
Hey. Come on. Don't take it so seri--
[the scrap pile begins to rumble, and then fall]
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FORESIGHT
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