Listen, sometimes the fuckers in charge tell you to fuck people up with your own two hands, and sometimes they make you use a fucking game board to not actually fuck people up at all. You'll get your chance at the first kind eventually. This time, we got the second. That's just the way it goes.
Yeah, that's fine to start. I mean, the oil traps are cheap as shit, so we might as put anything fancier in place first, then throw oil on around that.
At G5, Mercy is struck by DELTA HORSE from G6... ... ... ... Loading... Loading... Loading. . . 12 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At H6, Mercy puts out Torch of Souls! Screams of DAMNED are heard. Could it be...? At F7, Mercy is caught in Snow Ball! Mercy hits Pillar at G7! 5 damage. Pillar at G7 collapses East, crushing Mercy! 10 damage. At F8, Mercy is caught in Snow Ball from E8! Mercy hits Pillar at G8! 5 damage. Pillar at G8 collapses East, crushing Mercy! 10 damage. -7/50 HP.
At G5, Valor is struck by DELTA HORSE from G6... ... ... ... Loading... Loading... Loading. . . 4 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At H6, Valor puts out Torch of Souls! Screams of DAMNED are heard. Could it be...? At F6, Valor is caught in Snow Ball from F7! Valor is taken to F3 and hits Edge of Map at F3! 5 damage. At E7, Valor is caught in Snow Ball from E8! Valor hits Pillar at E5! 5 damage. Pillar at G8 collapses North, crushing Valor! 10 damage. At E11, Valor is caught in conflagration from Fireball at D12! 5 damage.
At C11, Valor closes the portal to the Cute Girl's TWISTED DEMONIC REALM! Screams of slaughtered are heard outside the dungeon.
At C11, Valor is struck by DELTA HORSE from B11... ... ... ... Loading... Loading... Loading. . . 18 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At C11, Valor is caught by Push Wall at B12! Or at least he would be, if Push Wall was not erased from time...
At F5, Mercy is struck by DELTA HORSE from G6... ... ... ... Loading... Loading... Loading. . . 3 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At H6, Mercy puts out Torch of Souls! Screams of DAMNED are heard. Could it be...? At E6, Mercy is caught in Snow Ball from F7! Mercy is taken to D5 where Snow Ball falls into a pit. At D5, Mercy falls into a pit! 10 damage. Mercy emerges at D4. At E7, Mercy is caught in Snow Ball from E8! Mercy hits Pillar Segment at E5! 5 damage. At E11, Mercy is caught in conflagration from Fireball at D12! 5 damage.
At C11, Mercy closes the portal to the Cute Girl's TWISTED DEMONIC REALM! Screams of slaughtered are heard outside the dungeon.
At C11, Mercy is struck by DELTA HORSE from B11... ... ... ... Loading... Loading... Loading. . . 15 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At C11, Mercy is caught by Push Wall at B12! Or at least she would be, if Push Wall was not erased from time... At E16, Mercy is stabbed by Fall Needle! 5 damage. E16, G16, and F17 are blocked. REROUTING... At E16, Mercy is surprised by activation of Catapult in E17! Or at least she would be, if Catapult was not erased from time... At G12, Mercy is surprised by activation of Iron Ball in H12! Or at least she would be, if Catapult was not erased from time... At H13, Mercy slips on Banana's Peel! 10 damage. Mercy slips to H13. At H13, sinister Evil Upper comes from the ground! Mercy is knocked into the air. 5 damage.
-4/50 HP.
Mercy is NO MORE...
You have failed to SUNDER Cute Girl's cabal. She is now Princess.
ROUND 1
DISCUSSION
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Hm. How interesting.
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And nobody really gets fucked up. Not the last time this game happened, anyway. So it's all just pretend.
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But why can't we simply use ourselves?
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Then, as my senior, what would you suggest?
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And oil.
Dump whichever sucker gets this map into pits as many fucking times as possible. Keeps 'em occupied and it's fucking hilarious.
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Yeah, that's fine to start. I mean, the oil traps are cheap as shit, so we might as put anything fancier in place first, then throw oil on around that.
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[points out the objectives]
But you know, do enough damage from the start and that kinda takes care of that part too.
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[ it's time to load up on oil and hot arrows and vases ]
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The pits were great, we should cover this fucking thing in pits again.
TURN-IN
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ROUND 2
DISCUSSION
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Ladies first.
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. . . Hmph. Those horses are deadly.
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Yeah, uh, horses usually are when you piss them off.
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Well, I'll get further next time.
[ she's going to go back in if he doesn't stop her ]
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Hold on, fresh meat. Let me have some fucking fun first. Then you can try again.
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Very well.
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[run 2 goes here, Valor returns...not triumphant, but probably with many stickers on him]
TURN-IN
RUN 1 - MERCY
RUN 1 RESULTS
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15 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At G5, Mercy is struck by DELTA HORSE from G6...
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12 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At H6, Mercy puts out Torch of Souls! Screams of DAMNED are heard. Could it be...?
At F7, Mercy is caught in Snow Ball! Mercy hits Pillar at G7! 5 damage.
Pillar at G7 collapses East, crushing Mercy! 10 damage.
At F8, Mercy is caught in Snow Ball from E8! Mercy hits Pillar at G8! 5 damage.
Pillar at G8 collapses East, crushing Mercy! 10 damage.
-7/50 HP.
Mercy is NO MORE...
RUN 2 - VALOR
D3
E2
F3
G4
G5
H6 (!)
G5
F6
E7
F8
F9
E10
E11
D12
C12
C11 (!!)
B12
B13
B14
C15
D16
E17
F17
G17 (!!!)
RUN 2 - VALOR
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3 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At G5, Valor is struck by DELTA HORSE from G6...
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4 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At H6, Valor puts out Torch of Souls! Screams of DAMNED are heard. Could it be...?
At F6, Valor is caught in Snow Ball from F7! Valor is taken to F3 and hits Edge of Map at F3! 5 damage.
At E7, Valor is caught in Snow Ball from E8! Valor hits Pillar at E5! 5 damage.
Pillar at G8 collapses North, crushing Valor! 10 damage.
At E11, Valor is caught in conflagration from Fireball at D12! 5 damage.
At C11, Valor closes the portal to the Cute Girl's TWISTED DEMONIC REALM! Screams of slaughtered are heard outside the dungeon.
At C11, Valor is struck by DELTA HORSE from B11...
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18 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At C11, Valor is caught by Push Wall at B12! Or at least he would be, if Push Wall was not erased from time...
0/50 HP.
RUN 3 - MERCY
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1 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At F5, Mercy is struck by DELTA HORSE from G6...
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3 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At H6, Mercy puts out Torch of Souls! Screams of DAMNED are heard. Could it be...?
At E6, Mercy is caught in Snow Ball from F7! Mercy is taken to D5 where Snow Ball falls into a pit.
At D5, Mercy falls into a pit! 10 damage.
Mercy emerges at D4.
At E7, Mercy is caught in Snow Ball from E8! Mercy hits Pillar Segment at E5! 5 damage.
At E11, Mercy is caught in conflagration from Fireball at D12! 5 damage.
At C11, Mercy closes the portal to the Cute Girl's TWISTED DEMONIC REALM! Screams of slaughtered are heard outside the dungeon.
At C11, Mercy is struck by DELTA HORSE from B11...
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15 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
At C11, Mercy is caught by Push Wall at B12! Or at least she would be, if Push Wall was not erased from time...
At E16, Mercy is stabbed by Fall Needle! 5 damage. E16, G16, and F17 are blocked.
REROUTING...
At E16, Mercy is surprised by activation of Catapult in E17! Or at least she would be, if Catapult was not erased from time...
At G12, Mercy is surprised by activation of Iron Ball in H12! Or at least she would be, if Catapult was not erased from time...
At H13, Mercy slips on Banana's Peel! 10 damage.
Mercy slips to H13.
At H13, sinister Evil Upper comes from the ground! Mercy is knocked into the air. 5 damage.
-4/50 HP.
Mercy is NO MORE...
You have failed to SUNDER Cute Girl's cabal. She is now Princess.
BAD END. RETURN OF CUTE GIRL.