AlcheME! (2)

[idolpro]

[ You stand in the middle of a mad scientist's laboratory. ]

Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[labyrinthical]

What's a human?

Re: DISCUSSION

[darkroastbean]

.......it's us, we're human!

[wait]

Or at least, I am.

Re: DISCUSSION

[labyrinthical]

???

Re: DISCUSSION

[darkroastbean]

................you do know I'm human, right??

Re: DISCUSSION

[labyrinthical]

R knows now?

Re: DISCUSSION

[darkroastbean]

[wheeze]

I thought it was pretty obvious!

Re: DISCUSSION

[labyrinthical]

If it's obvious, P can "define a human", right?

Re: DISCUSSION

[darkroastbean]

[


DEEPER WHEEZE]

W-well, yes? And no. It's not something you define, it's just something that just "is." So if we want it to be, it. . .should be human?

Re: DISCUSSION

[labyrinthical]

The rules say "define" it, though...

Re: DISCUSSION

[darkroastbean]

Urgh. . .okay, well. Compared to you guys, we're not special? We're just, normal. We're flesh and blood just like anyone else, and technically speaking, we're just animals. But we have thoughts and feelings and desires. So you need both to make a human.

Re: DISCUSSION

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Isn't that the question to end all questions?

Re: DISCUSSION

[darkroastbean]

You know what a human is, I!!

Re: DISCUSSION

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Never met one, can’t say.

Re: DISCUSSION

[darkroastbean]

I please.

We can't just 'make' a human but we can play along with the game.

Re: DISCUSSION

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

What makes a human then? You’re the expert.

Re: DISCUSSION

[darkroastbean]

Technically to "make" a human you need not safe for television methods. . .

But that aside, we're just, flesh and blood beings. But with feelings and motives, you know?

Re: DISCUSSION

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Pauses in the middle of shoving a whole ass butterfly in the chest of the robot]

I don't know.

Re: DISCUSSION

[darkroastbean]

[DEEP BREATHS]

Well!! Now you know! What are you doing with that butterfly.

Re: DISCUSSION

[labyrinthical]

I doesn't know, either?

Re: DISCUSSION

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

They seem squishy though. If P is our example.

Re: DISCUSSION

[labyrinthical]

Then we help ummm acy-emm be more squishy!

Re: DISCUSSION

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Let’s help make them sooo squishy!

Re: DISCUSSION

[labyrinthical]

Hmmmmmmm... somethings get squishy when they're thump-thumped, somethings get squishy when they're splash-splashed...

Re: DISCUSSION

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

We probably boils the splash it.

Re: DISCUSSION

[labyrinthical]

R will look around for water for the splash-splash!