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ROUND 9

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If ya'd listen ta me for a second, this is like a monkey paw murder genie! Last time someone used one of these they got beheaded! Ya aren't tired of yours popping off yet, huh?!

Edited 2019-01-05 06:38 (UTC)

You are really noisy, I predict you need a time out.

[self fulfilling prophecy HAVE A SNEEZING FIT]

You could have just said that from the start! But no duh something like that would come with a catch.

Edited 2019-01-05 06:42 (UTC)

[Sneeze sneeze sneeze, drops lamp on Gold's head]

[ god just. All of this. ]

[ Ya'll need to chill for a literal second. ]

Appel!

[ ... o: ]

[ chilling!!! ]

[--ooooh]

[--I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!]

[ Holding the lamp, hopefully if this kills anyone it's just him. ]

[ Rubs it?? ]

Genie, I wish you would turn all weapons into volleyballs.

[ the genie comes out of the lamp, wearing gold's face - or rather, looking exactly like gold. even more twinsies than silver! ]

Your wish is my command.

[ and it disappears - as does the lamp. well!

that was something! ]

[wait what

pulling out the gun and knife he had and---poof]

[balls]

Gold, what the actual hell.

[ he ain't got shit so... just going to watch c's stuff poof into balls. ]

[ LAUGHS. ]

If people want to kill each other, they're going to have a harder time of doing it this way.

[Just. lays down flat on Gold's head. he's tired.]

[LORD]

. . .

Welp, you're not wrong. Good job, knight, I couldn't have thought of a better wish myself.

Good one, Gold.

Maybe we could play!

[ I mean what else are we going to do with two volleyballs?? ]

[ NOW Gold's interested. ]

I can teach.

[wait no this has gone terribly wrong and foresight can't be used rn]

. . .

[eh fuck it]

Yeah, why not? I'll play too.

I'm too tiny to play, UNFORTUNATELY.

Edited 2019-01-05 07:40 (UTC)

[ Reaching up to gently pick up Pink and set him on the ground. ]

C?

[I FELL ASLSEEP est life]

Iiii got ya. Up ya go.

[KER-BIG]

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