BEDE & WC Amnesplora

[idolpro]

You awaken slowly, laying in the middle of a cold, hard stone floor … and realise that you have absolutely no idea where you are, how you got here, and who any of these people are.

Some of you may also be wondering who you are, too. Hm. That's probably concerning.

Comments

Re: KITCHEN

[idolpro]

This cupboard is locked, with a small but deceptively sturdy combination lock. You're looking for a three-digit code.

Re: KITCHEN

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[he has no idea what this is, honestly, but he'll try pressing some buttons at random - 2, 8, 9.]

Re: KITCHEN

[idolpro]

Nothing happens.

Re: KITCHEN

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[welp, moving on to the 4th cupboard then]

Re: KITCHEN

[idolpro]

This cupboard is crammed full of cans of Pringles.

Re: KITCHEN

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[....digs through the cans in case there's a key hidden in there]

Re: KITCHEN

[idolpro]

One can falls on you.




The rest start to, as well.

Re: KITCHEN

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[he was kind of expecting that so he'll scramble out of the way as soon as he sees the rest of the cans starting to fall]

Re: KITCHEN

[idolpro]

Between the potatoes, the pringles, and the mounds of fallen plaster and debris, this kitchen is getting pretty cluttered.

Re: KITCHEN

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[that's not HIS fault. who told the owner of this stupid house to stuff it with so many dumb things.

anyway checking inside the stock pot]

Re: KITCHEN

[idolpro]

A rush of searingly hot, oily flame leaps from the stockpot, whipping and thrashing like a tentacle. You'd better think fast…!

Re: KITCHEN

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[slamming the lid back down and jumping away from the pot! /o/]

Re: KITCHEN

[idolpro]

hey

HEY THAT'S RUDE

the fiery tentacle surges against the pot lid, sending it flying back at you like a super-heated shotput.

Roll 1d6! 5+ to dodge with no injuries, 3-4 to sustain minor injuries, and 1-2 to sustain horrible but non-fatal injuries

Re: KITCHEN

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[1 :(

once he's dealt with his injuries, mostly by making sure he's not gonna die from it any time soon, he'll head South because fuck this entire room tbh \o/]

Seriously, what in the fuck is wrong with this house.

Re: KITCHEN

[idolpro]

You enter the gymnasium