Fanmail the Fiftieth

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[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Entire Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

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[wotanon]

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the N_______ National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The N_______ National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the _________ region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling $40,000,000 __ _______. The N_______ National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the N_______ Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-N_______ citizen to assist the N_______ National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of N_______, in moving these funds out of N_______. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your _______ _______ account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the N_______ National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the N_______ National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or __$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to N_______ law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a N_______ bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of N_______.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in ____, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the N_______ National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of N_______.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at ____________. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the N_______ Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince ______ ______________