Fanmail the Fiftieth

[idolpro]

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Entire Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

Comments

Re: ERROR: INTEGER OVERFLOW

[wotanon]

Dear Friend,

This is not a chain letter. It was not started decades ago in The
__________, nor was it perpetrated centuries ago by some deranged monk on
_____ _____(which is highly unlikely in the first place, since EMACS
only works on smart display terminals, and they weren't available on _____
_____back then, due largely to the ___ state department's vigorous ban on
exportation of advanced technology to deranged monks on equatorial islands).

There is no luck associated with this letter. Hence, it is
pointless to send five copies of this letter to people you like. In fact,
it is vigorously discouraged, since, by sending this letter through the
postal service, you are needlessly burdening an already overworked system.
You also increase the chance of the postal service losing mail. Murphy's
Law will take effect here, resulting in your letter being delivered the next
day, and a Red Cross package to a needy individual in ________to be
accidentally re-routed to ________, ___ _______, thus becoming lost
forever. You do not stand a chance, however, of displacing any junk mail.

If you break the chain, and fail to send five copies of this letter
to other unfortunate individuals, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will
happen to you. If, on the other hand, you do propogate five copies of this
letter, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you, either.


A friend.