Bomb Game: sensitIV! edition

[ you open your eyes to find yourself in a room that might look familiar if you just so happened to be a certified zombie survivalist. however, if you were lucky enough to avoid the zombie meet & greet, then welcome to the dankest heckhole in tokyo-f. ]
[ the overhead lights flicker often enough to instantly grind your gears, while simultaneously doing next to nothing to illuminate the dilapidated little room. though a chorus of moans and groans rise from outside, all the doors and windows are securely barricaded, making the shambling monsters a non-issue... though it's possible their existence alone may put you on edge. ]
[ or maybe that's the -fsssst- sound, a subtle hissing coming from what could have passed for fire sprinklers. for the duration of the game a colorless and odorless gas is going to be filling the room, one that clouds judgements and exacerbates anxiety. but, hey!, that's what the janky table and busted chairs in the corner of the room featuring cold tea and dry biscuits is for - a carefully curated space for you and yours to kick back, relax, and KEEP TALKING. ]
[ the center of the room is where the main event sits, a BOMB, with several thick cords snaking out from it connecting to a bunch of different buttons. the entire thing is housed in an unbreakable glass cube, with only the buttons in reach of your grubby hands. a tv screen is suspended overhead, currently displaying the rules & winning conditions, but that's all about to change... ]
[ in the meantime feel free to enjoy a particularly messy wall, one stained with all sorts of things from the last bunch that tried


Round 1
Puzzle 1
Turn In
no subject
Results
Major Status Effect
Oh. Oh no. A red light beyond the glass starts blinking as a shrill sound pierces the air. The sound and lights intensity to an almost dizzying crescendo until it hits you full force - a push and a pull that seems to steal the breath from your lungs for a moment. And then all goes quiet.
Looks like that was the wrong wire to cut. ]
Please choose 1-2 of the following status effects:
🎊 Amnesia
🎊 Desire to Change Something About Yourself (aka Midlife Crisis)
🎊 Extreme Body Temperature Fluctuations ( Hot & Cold )
🎊 Forced Honesty ( you can lie but it's hard, and there's a physical ailment each time you do )
🎊 Heightened Emotions ( Prone to Anger / Affection )
🎊 Morality Flip
🎊 Powers Go Haywire
🎊 Temporary New Phobia
If you prefer, you can also choose 1-2 from the minor status effect category instead but you must choose at least 1 from the previous set:
🎉 Extreme Gullibility
🎉 Hanahaki
🎉 Hallucinations
🎉 Kleptomania compulsion
🎉 Lose A Sense
🎉 Must Vocalize All Thoughts
🎉 Speech is Censored or Autocorrected
🎉 Super optimistic / Super pessimistic
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-Forced Honesty]
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Guess that explains the bomb puns.
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How are we supposed to diffuse a bomb?!?!
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The letters at the bottom could be a cipher of some kind...
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[Hmmm!]
Give me a second to look at the instructions? It's probably a rotational cipher of some kind, but I'll need to think it over.
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It's rotated by 4, you see. "Peace is found in the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. Beware the sound you make when you open your mouth."
E should be safe.
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But, yeah, we can go with E. I... don't know what else to pick and... you're smart.
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...huh, I
I didn't even notice that. [ HE FUCKEN HATES PUZZLES. ] I... I'm real glad you're here Izzy.
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Round 2
Puzzle 2
Turn In
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Results
SAFE
And wait.
....And wait.
Hmmmmm. Well, they say that no news is good news, and you don't feel any different. And is it just a trick of the light, or does the countdown on the bomb seem to be slowing down.
Congratulations. It looks like you cut the correct wire. ]
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My reasoning was sound. There's no way the answer was anything other than E!
[WHAT HAPPENED.]
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[Doing some quick math because this is BUGGING him.
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The buttons were a cipher.
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[S.........QUINTS,]
This is... pretty abstract.
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Alright, alright, let me just...
[Try and... figure this out... ugh the beeps are kind of getting to him, too.]
...A? And if A is 1, then...
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[ scoots closer to izanagi. ] Then A is the first letter of the alphabet. [ helping!!! ]