Bomb Game: future is now edition

[ you open your eyes to find yourself in a room that might look familiar if you just so happened to be a certified zombie survivalist. however, if you were lucky enough to avoid the zombie meet & greet, then welcome to the dankest heckhole in tokyo-f. ]
[ the overhead lights flicker often enough to instantly grind your gears, while simultaneously doing next to nothing to illuminate the dilapidated little room. though a chorus of moans and groans rise from outside, all the doors and windows are securely barricaded, making the shambling monsters a non-issue... though it's possible their existence alone may put you on edge. ]
[ or maybe that's the -fsssst- sound, a subtle hissing coming from what could have passed for fire sprinklers. for the duration of the game a colorless and odorless gas is going to be filling the room, one that clouds judgements and exacerbates anxiety. but, hey!, that's what the janky table and busted chairs in the corner of the room featuring cold tea and dry biscuits is for - a carefully curated space for you and yours to kick back, relax, and KEEP TALKING. ]
[ the center of the room is where the main event sits, a BOMB, with several thick cords snaking out from it connecting to a bunch of different buttons. the entire thing is housed in an unbreakable glass cube, with only the buttons in reach of your grubby hands. a tv screen is suspended overhead, currently displaying the rules & winning conditions, but that's all about to change... ]
[ in the meantime feel free to enjoy a particularly messy wall, one stained with all sorts of things from the last bunch that tried


Round 1
Puzzle 1
Turn In
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Results
Major Status Effect
Oh. Oh no. A red light beyond the glass starts blinking as a shrill sound pierces the air. The sound and lights intensity to an almost dizzying crescendo until it hits you full force - a push and a pull that seems to steal the breath from your lungs for a moment. And then all goes quiet.
Looks like that was the wrong wire to cut. ]
Please choose 1-2 of the following status effects:
🎊 Amnesia
🎊 Desire to Change Something About Yourself (aka Midlife Crisis)
🎊 Extreme Body Temperature Fluctuations ( Hot & Cold )
🎊 Forced Honesty ( you can lie but it's hard, and there's a physical ailment each time you do )
🎊 Heightened Emotions ( Prone to Anger / Affection )
🎊 Morality Flip
🎊 Powers Go Haywire
🎊 Temporary New Phobia
If you prefer, you can also choose 1-2 from the minor status effect category instead but you must choose at least 1 from the previous set:
🎉 Extreme Gullibility
🎉 Hanahaki
🎉 Hallucinations
🎉 Kleptomania compulsion
🎉 Lose A Sense
🎉 Must Vocalize All Thoughts
🎉 Speech is Censored or Autocorrected
🎉 Super optimistic / Super pessimistic
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Discussion
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A, S, W, O.
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Maybe we should begin with the letters below? It must be encoded somehow.
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But what is "binary"?
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Have you figured out what those letters say?
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One would guess the letters would be shifted by either four, six, or ten... One is struggling to do this mentally for some reason. One's head feels rather clouded. If only one could write it down with one's phone, but one cannot seem to get it to work.
[powers are off, so she can just stare at it uselessly]
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Let us see here.... These phrases contain two six-character words: "HOTGXE" and "IAXBKJ"
Let us test, first, the keys "H equals B" and "I equals B."
[muttering to herself]
C, D, E, F, G, H... that's six... O minus six is... N, M, L, K, J, I... "I"...
This is troublesome to do in my head today.
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The first one should be "binary." It works if you rotate by six. Keeping that in mind... [And taking out a pen to write the notes directly onto his arm...]
"Binary numbers are safe. That which is curved and consists of binary strokes is not."
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What qualifies as a "binary number"?
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We may have solved this backwards.
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[She stares at it a little more]
...Ah. Each is the sixth letter in the line. One sees it now.
It seems we indeed stumbled into the solution from the wrong direction. But at least this part of the puzzle is out of the way.
All that is left is to determine which of these buttons represents a "binary number."
How would you describe a "binary number," Causality?
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So where it is written "ten" here, it means "two"?
...This may seem idiotic, but perhaps "binary strokes" refers to the shapes of 1 and 0?
...Or do you suppose it means "two strokes"?
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That leaves X, H, Z, and Y.
All of these are composed of straight lines... so one supposes "binary strokes" must mean the number of strokes used to form each letter, no?
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The clue says "binary is safe" and "binary strokes are unsafe."
X is the only one that is written in two strokes, no matter how you attempt it. One wonders if this makes it safe or unsafe.
How irritating that it could be parsed either way.
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[Not like they're getting blown up this time, right?]
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These quarters are excessively claustrophobic for one's tastes.
Let us get this over with post haste, that we may leave.
Round 2
Puzzle 2
Turn In
Re: Turn In
Results
Minor Status Effect
It starts as a tingling, something scratching at your limbs and at the back of your mind like a mosquito that you just can't quite swat away. Annoying yet persistent.
It seems like you didn't quite pick the right wire, but at least the consequences aren't too dire. ]
Please choose 1-2 of the following status effects:
🎉 Extreme Gullibility
🎉 Hanahaki
🎉 Hallucinations
🎉 Kleptomania compulsion
🎉 Lose A Sense
🎉 Must Vocalize All Thoughts
🎉 Speech is Censored or Autocorrected
🎉 Super optimistic / Super pessimistic
Re: Minor Status Effect
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Discussion
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Fie.
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One's d-d-dear friend V-V-Venti has diligently schooled one on this manner of m-musical n-notation...
L-l-let us see... The first line is the notes: D, A -- and then an M -- A, G, E...
...ah... "D-d-damage Control", it says...
[Fluffing up her feathers]
For w-w-what reason must it be so cold!
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[HE KNOWS NUMBERS, NOT MUSIC.]
How is that a clue for the rest, I wonder...
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If one rec-c-calls correctly, "G major" and "G minor" ... changes ac-c-cording to the... note that is sh-sharpened or f-flattened... in the first, it is the... the F... and in the s-second... the B and ... the ... the E...?
Ah..one cannot t-th-think like this...
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If we look at the notes marked with sharp or flat, the only one marked is "e."
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