idolpro | Bomb Game: Heart Soldier Senshi edition

[ you open your eyes to find yourself in a room that might look familiar if you just so happened to be a certified zombie survivalist. however, if you were lucky enough to avoid the zombie meet & greet, then welcome to the dankest heckhole in tokyo-f. ]

[ the overhead lights flicker often enough to instantly grind your gears, while simultaneously doing next to nothing to illuminate the dilapidated little room. though a chorus of moans and groans rise from outside, all the doors and windows are securely barricaded, making the shambling monsters a non-issue... though it's possible their existence alone may put you on edge. ]

[ or maybe that's the -fsssst- sound, a subtle hissing coming from what could have passed for fire sprinklers. for the duration of the game a colorless and odorless gas is going to be filling the room, one that clouds judgements and exacerbates anxiety. but, hey!, that's what the janky table and busted chairs in the corner of the room featuring cold tea and dry biscuits is for - a carefully curated space for you and yours to kick back, relax, and KEEP TALKING. ]

[ the center of the room is where the main event sits, a BOMB, with several thick cords snaking out from it connecting to a bunch of different buttons. the entire thing is housed in an unbreakable glass cube, with only the buttons in reach of your grubby hands. a tv screen is suspended overhead, currently displaying the rules & winning conditions, but that's all about to change... ]

[ in the meantime feel free to enjoy a particularly messy wall, one stained with all sorts of things from the last bunch that tried ~~and failed~~ to win, ew! ]

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[JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING THE MOST CONFUSED]

[ . . . ]

Something was supposed to happen, right?

Maybe it's. . .waiting to hit us once everyone else is done? Make an example of us or some shit?

Ah yes, there have been some... horrifying public displays of execution before.

Yeah. Whatever, I ain't scared. If they think we're gonna panic they've got another thing coming.

Correct.

I've managed to warm the tea up.

[ Probably better not to ask ]

Would you like some?

[clearly he did so via PURE SKILL]

Yeah please.

[ Yay. Weird zombie tea ]

You work remarkably well under pressure. I'm quite impressed.

[sitting on a broken crate to sip the tea]

Not like you panic either. There's no point in getting worked up, that'd just slow us down.

That might be the case now. But when I was younger, I was told I could be quite... belligerent.

[looks at him like WHAT]

Can't see it.

Quite so. I infamously was known for throwing large boulders at those who annoyed me.

Did you remember that or somethin'? You're way too chill for that! I'll believe it when I see it.

I am an audition. I retain all my memories.

And regrettably, the Production decided to--- what is the word for it? ah, yes. --- nerf my ability to throw rocks. Otherwise, I'd attempt something similar here.

--oh, you're like Kershaw and Ruger. Guess that makes sense.

You don't act like you're a bigshot at all though.

I'm old and retired. I prefer to see those with new and fresh ideas take their turn at things.

And I cannot speak to Ruger, but Kershaw does seem like a bigshot. He soundly defeated me when I tried to embrace him upon his return.

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