War Rooms: Taisho Roman Revolution

[idolpro]

[This room might be a nice, slightly whimsical surrounds to talk things over in, if it weren't for the collars and countdowns on your phones. ]

Comments

[thotcrimes]

I'm home ♥ But I see you intend to be all serious so we might as well get on with it.

[sonof]

Isn't it dreary.

To be blunt, I doubt you have much useful to say here.

[thotcrimes]

Oh are you picking a fight?

But I'm the charming mascot, here to keep your spirits up while the rest of you inevitably descend into squabbling over which of your precious people to protect and which to possibly witness meet a B movie Saw knock-off end.

[sonof]

[ I understood at least half of that ]

And does the mascot know anything of interest regarding other units' relationships?

[thotcrimes]

Not in the least~♥ But it's about what we want is it not? You can never really predict another's heart so why try? We should be as selfish as possible and pick the unit we like the best. Otherwise if we wanted to be logical we'd just pick the unit above or below us and trust the other units to make the same logical leap--but you know, I doubt anyone will! I'd bet my head on it.

[sonof]

I'm tired of arguing.

[thotcrimes]

How boring. Well, I'm not particularly fussed with whoever we pick, so really my words are just so much fluff.

[sonof]

As I said from the start.

[thotcrimes]

Haha! So you did. You weren't wrong of course.

[sonof]

It's nice that you're so well-grounded in reality.

[thotcrimes]

I'm already a pillar of salt I have no room for further salinification. The only thing left to do is have fun, don't you think?

[sonof]

Hah.

[ a little grimly ]

So it is.

[thotcrimes]

You seem unconvinced of my wonderful advice.

[sonof]

I'll partake generously, in a bit.

[thotcrimes]

Oh do tell.

[sonof]

Oh, I hate planning. I'll simply go along with whatever first catches my eye.

[thotcrimes]

Oh that's true hedonism. But somehow a little dull. Aren't there any arms or vices you wish to run to immediately?

[sonof]

[ circles his hands around his ankles and rocks back a bit ]

Smoking. Sex. Dancing. Gambling.

[thotcrimes]

Oh, good taste. Top tier vices.

[sonof]

And yours?

[thotcrimes]

Oh I'm just guessing based on what's caught my interest but~

Sex. Extortion. Drugs. Reality TV.

[sonof]

What is reality tv?

[thotcrimes]

Oh, like the show we're on.

[sonof]

That's one of your vices.

[thotcrimes]

Watching people make deliberate asses of themselves for material gain is absolutely thrilling.