War Rooms: Taisho Roman Revolution

[idolpro]

[This room might be a nice, slightly whimsical surrounds to talk things over in, if it weren't for the collars and countdowns on your phones. ]

Comments

[furrytailprince]

I think enough of us have outside attachments to give us a reasonable chance.

[thotcrimes]

Oh how boring. There's no tension in that statement at all.

[furrytailprince]

I am not going to speak poorly of my own chances. I am not a masochist.

[thotcrimes]

But that wasn't speaking highly of them either! No despair over impending doom and no triumphant faith in others that can be mercilessly dashed when we all die messily! No drama! I give you a zero out of ten!

[furrytailprince]

I am not going to debase myself for you either.

[thotcrimes]

Boring, boring. Well fine, we'll have to make our own drama.56

[furrytailprince]

And how do you propose doing that?

[thotcrimes]

A wedding~

Or perhaps some other drama? A coronation? Funeral? Baby shower?

[furrytailprince]

There is nobody to wed.

[thotcrimes]

Are there not six of us?!

[furrytailprince]

Now is hardly the time!

[thotcrimes]

Now is EXACTLY the time! Our lives hang by a thread! A romantic last minute six-way wedding! Let us all pledge our undying devotion in the face of uncertain doom! A dramatic upset, a confession of love! No time could be better!

[furrytailprince]

I am not marrying anyone here! You marry someone if you are so insistent about it.

[thotcrimes]

But how shall I live if I don't marry each one of you?

[furrytailprince]

Hopefully briefly.

[thotcrimes]

Oh. I think I need the burn ward.

[furrytailprince]

Burn ward?

[thotcrimes]

If you're going to set me on fire you might as well marry me!

[furrytailprince]

How does that remotely make sense?

[thotcrimes]

Then at least I could say I burn for you~

[furrytailprince]

Perhaps I could just bite you.

[thotcrimes]

Iyaaaaa~aahn~ dame da~ [In a high falsetto]

[furrytailprince]

What?

[thotcrimes]

At least save it for the wedding night!

[furrytailprince]

I told you there will not be a wedding!