War Rooms: AlcheME!

[idolpro]

[This room might be a nice, slightly whimsical surrounds to talk things over in, if it weren't for the collars and countdowns on your phones. ]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

SHOW ME THE PROPER WAY TO HOLD YOUR HANDS IN VOLLEYBALL TO PREVENT INJURY OR IT TRULY SHALL BE YOUR GRAVE

[neigh_sayer]

I'll die without regard for my hands or knee pads you satanic setter!

[liarliarliar]

NAME ALL THE POSITIONS OR YOUR CHILDREN WILL DISAPPEAR FROM THIS LIFE.

[neigh_sayer]

May they find a better life. . . without sports.

[liarliarliar]

They will be taken to the eternal football game of hell.

[neigh_sayer]

That's too cruel! Spare them! They're small and weak and just want to nap!

[liarliarliar]

It's them or you.

[neigh_sayer]

Welp, survival of the fittest, they'll be fine.

[liarliarliar]

The real horror was bad parenting all along.

[neigh_sayer]

Anyone who'd have my kids was in for a bad time from the start.

[liarliarliar]

Fair enough.