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[ On the opposing wall is the same blanked out paragraph in the lobby, written in blood:
The woman was killed with a ______ in the ______. The killers did so because______. In order to hide the body, they ______; she was found months later in the basement.
Underneath are pins with every unit's color and name on them. You understand that you must put the appropriate unit pin to the blank, in order to vote.
You must vote as a unit. ]
The woman was killed with a ______ in the ______. The killers did so because______. In order to hide the body, they ______; she was found months later in the basement.
Underneath are pins with every unit's color and name on them. You understand that you must put the appropriate unit pin to the blank, in order to vote.
You must vote as a unit. ]
They really want some more bloodshed. Fuck.
Someday I'm going to be able to start a game without saying "This is bullshit," but today's not that day.
At least you spiced it up a little this time.
Here. We can do it in unison.
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
This one's bullshit in so many different ways that I felt like it deserved extra.
So our options are for our vote to be randomized and we don't get healed. Or we actually play.
Considering out track record...
Maybe if we all fake cry at everyone, we can not be picked as one of the four condemned units. I nominate Thorn. He looks like an excellent fake crier.
Considering out track record...
Maybe if we all fake cry at everyone, we can not be picked as one of the four condemned units. I nominate Thorn. He looks like an excellent fake crier.
Wonderful. We got that out of the way.
Also, you've be nominated to go out there and look as pitiful as possible to see if we don't get condemned. We are counting on your crying skills.
Also, you've be nominated to go out there and look as pitiful as possible to see if we don't get condemned. We are counting on your crying skills.
I'm not really interested on playing soft.
Edited 2019-02-11 00:56 (UTC)
I'm going to leave the PR to the two of you. Everyone probably expects me to be a liar anyway.
So do you want to get condemned or not.
So do you want to get condemned or not.
I mean, there's not really a murder, so there's not really a mystery.
We're all the murderers, because we're all going to have to vote to fucking kill someone. There. Mystery solved. Everyone go home.
We're all the murderers, because we're all going to have to vote to fucking kill someone. There. Mystery solved. Everyone go home.
I'm not particularly likable, you know.
[but she's not much of a liar either]
Why would I want to be condemned?
[but she's not much of a liar either]
Why would I want to be condemned?
The condemned can win by getting other units to incorrectly fill in the four unit names above. If we think we are already doom to be condemned due to our track record, we can lie and say we got the library or some bullshit. Then we don't die.
[He laughs. He can't help it.]
How do you want to play?
How do you want to play?
What I want to do is throw a bucket of water at the wall and wash the words out, because fuck them.
This isn't even a real mystery, because there wasn't even a real murder.
This isn't even a real mystery, because there wasn't even a real murder.
Then we drink tea with the skeleton and watch everyone else argue.
What, just sit it out and don't say anything?
It is an option. I know my faith in this community is riddled with holes.
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