BAD END=DEAD END

[idolpro]

[ Your own room is fairly nondescript, the walls washed in your unit's colors. There are chairs here, but no beds nor tables.

You can make your own toplevels for discussion. ]

Comments

INFORMATION

[idolpro]

[ In your private room, you see the following message written in blood along the walls:

A gun ]

VOTE

[idolpro]

[ On the opposing wall is the same blanked out paragraph in the lobby, written in blood:

The woman was killed with a ______ in the ______. The killers did so because______. In order to hide the body, they ______; she was found months later in the basement.

Underneath are pins with every unit's color and name on them. You understand that you must put the appropriate unit pin to the blank, in order to vote.

You must vote as a unit. ]

Re: VOTE

[justfuckingtryit]

Pep!pep! for motive, HSS for weapon, SensitIV for location, and Zrael for gimmick.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

They really want some more bloodshed. Fuck.

[searingedgelord]

I'm not even surprised any more.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

So our options are for our vote to be randomized and we don't get healed. Or we actually play.

Considering out track record...

Maybe if we all fake cry at everyone, we can not be picked as one of the four condemned units. I nominate Thorn. He looks like an excellent fake crier.

[searingedgelord]

I'm not really interested on playing soft.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

I'm going to leave the PR to the two of you. Everyone probably expects me to be a liar anyway.

So do you want to get condemned or not.

[searingedgelord]

I'm not particularly likable, you know.

[but she's not much of a liar either]

Why would I want to be condemned?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

The condemned can win by getting other units to incorrectly fill in the four unit names above. If we think we are already doom to be condemned due to our track record, we can lie and say we got the library or some bullshit. Then we don't die.

[searingedgelord]

Deceit isn't really my strong suit.

[justfuckingtryit]

Someday I'm going to be able to start a game without saying "This is bullshit," but today's not that day.

[searingedgelord]

At least you spiced it up a little this time.

[justfuckingtryit]

This one's bullshit in so many different ways that I felt like it deserved extra.

[searingedgelord]

[She snorts]

I guess that's fair.

[justfuckingtryit]

I mean, there's not really a murder, so there's not really a mystery.

We're all the murderers, because we're all going to have to vote to fucking kill someone. There. Mystery solved. Everyone go home.

[searingedgelord]

Yeah.

So, how do you want to play it?

[justfuckingtryit]

Honestly? Tell the producers to go fuck themselves.

[searingedgelord]

As long as it doesn't end with us dying, I'm okay with that.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Here. We can do it in unison.

This is bullshit.

[justfuckingtryit]

This is bullshit.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Wonderful. We got that out of the way.

Also, you've be nominated to go out there and look as pitiful as possible to see if we don't get condemned. We are counting on your crying skills.

[justfuckingtryit]

You're fucking kidding me.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[He laughs. He can't help it.]

How do you want to play?

[justfuckingtryit]

What I want to do is throw a bucket of water at the wall and wash the words out, because fuck them.

This isn't even a real mystery, because there wasn't even a real murder.