WILD CITY

[idolpro]

When the game starts, you find something grabbing onto your ankle and dragging you under the ballpit until you find yourself sitting on a disco floor platform with your team. It is only being held up by eleven balloons.

You make decisions on a cool arcade machine where you can SELECT A TEAM'S BALLOON. If a character is blind or has no hands or smth, you can assume things can be read to you and you can automatically pick through your speech. Thanks, Alexa.

If you look over the platform, you can see a lot of sparkling rainbow spikes below.

Comments

Re: Discussion

[shutthefoxup]

We'll probably lose....two? Maybe three balloons at most. I think everyone is popping one balloon at a time and hitting teams with the fewest number of people present, so the fewest people have to die.

Re: Discussion

[undressedforsuccess]

Yeah, that's the best strategy. If you wanna give these game running assholes a compliment by calling anything we do 'strategy'.

Re: Discussion

[shutthefoxup]

I wouldn't even call it strategy. Just....minimizing damage and loss of human life? Strategy feels like it implies there's a chance of winning....there's no winning in this.

Re: Discussion

[undressedforsuccess]

Eh? Strategy doesn't imply winning, otherwise there wouldn't be such a thing as a losing strategy.

Geez, Silver, you're crapping on my slight against the referees.

Re: Discussion

[shutthefoxup]

My bad. Crap on 'em as much as y'wan-.....you want.

Re: Discussion

[undressedforsuccess]

Heh, you haven't pitched in to our menu yet. Wanna go with some old-fashioned daifuku? Or maybe savoury's your style and we oughta add some takoyaki instead?

Re: Discussion

[shutthefoxup]

Menu?

Re: Discussion

[undressedforsuccess]

Once we've dusted ourselves off we're gonna have a kickass meal. North'n me already decided we're skipping straight to dessert, so far we've got caramel ice cream for Talon, cookies for me, crepes for her. . . requests are still open.

Re: Discussion

[shutthefoxup]

Mm, Talon and I got a lot of stuff ready for a party tonight. Also, I feel called out.

Re: Discussion

[undressedforsuccess]

[???]

Eh? Called out how?