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☆ZRAEL

When the game starts, you find something grabbing onto your ankle and dragging you under the ballpit until you find yourself sitting on a disco floor platform with your team. It is only being held up by eleven balloons.

You make decisions on a cool arcade machine where you can SELECT A TEAM'S BALLOON. If a character is blind or has no hands or smth, you can assume things can be read to you and you can automatically pick through your speech. Thanks, Alexa.

If you look over the platform, you can see a lot of sparkling rainbow spikes below.

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Man, I miss when games like this weren't such a huge hassle for us.

We ended up with a bad case of The Girlfriends, and honestly, I dunno why we didn't all just try to gun for girls on the same team. That woulda been way easier.

We're fools.

We're absolute fucking buffoons. Why did we ever think this was better.

It's never too late to break up and remain FWB. In fact, this would be a great way to break up with someone!

Edited 2019-04-28 00:48 (UTC)

Sorry, what was that? I thought I heard someone say something dumb?? Couldn't be.

Honestly, the smartest way to get involved is not getting involved at all. Sorry you didn't realize this sooner.

...

[ abruptly, sour: ]

I may be a monster but I'm not someone like you. I can't turn it off.

Did you just say I'm worse than a monster?

No, idiot, I'm the monster.

... but hearing something like that from you, a human, definitely makes me feel better about myself.

That's stupid.

[ HUFFS ]

You're stupid! Why is it stupid!

Your definition of monster is stupid.

I AM LITERALLY A HALF-DEMON HALF-VAMPIRE

So?

[Maki just snorts lightly]

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