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Capitalism, Ho!: sensitIV
[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.
You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.
What do you do? ]
You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.
What do you do? ]

YEAR 1
SET YOUR BUDGET.
Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300
LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS
Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
CURRENT JOB - COAL MINER. YEARLY INCOME - 1800 MONIES.
Will you pay taxes this year?
BUDGET TURN-IN
Now in the right place...
300 to Food
200 to Medicine
500 to housing (I don't need anything large, and so it should be something small, and I would be just fine)
300 to clothing
FANCY CLOTHES - 100
Books - 100
Taxes - 300
EVENT 1
EVENT 2
EVENT TURN IN
Re: EVENT TURN IN
And I will not try to break through the walls. What would that do?
Re: EVENT TURN IN
YEAR 2
SET YOUR BUDGET.
Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300
LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS
Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
CURRENT JOB - COAL MINER. YEARLY INCOME - 1800 MONIES.
Will you pay taxes this year?
EVENT 1
EVENT 2
BUDGET TURN-IN
Re: BUDGET TURN-IN
300 to Food (Used to being hungry back home...)
600 to housing (I don't need anything large, and so it should be something small, and I would be just fine)
300 to clothing
FANCY CLOTHES - 100
Books - 100
Nice Furniture - 100
Taxes - 300
EVENT TURN IN
Re: EVENT TURN IN
Re: EVENT TURN IN
LEVIATHAN now has TAPEWORM.
YEAR 3
SET YOUR BUDGET.
Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300
LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS
Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 2
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 2
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 1
CURRENT JOB - COAL MINER. YEARLY INCOME - 1800 MONIES.
Will you pay taxes this year?
HAPPINESS: 100
LEVIATHAN has TAPEWORM.
BUDGET TURN-IN
Re: BUDGET TURN-IN
300 to Food
500 to housing
300 to clothing
Medicine - 200
Books - 100
Taxes - 300
Tapeworm cure- 100
EVENT 1
EVENT 2
EVENT TURN IN
no subject
He'll try and get lots of rest on his previously bought furniture and read all the books???
no subject
Is actually legit! Wow?
Anyways, you get yourself an education and go jobhunting and in the end you manage to become an ACCOUNTANT! Yay!
YEAR 4
Re: YEAR 4
Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300
LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS
Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 2
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 3
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 1
CURRENT JOB - ACCOUNTANT. YEARLY INCOME - 2300 MONIES.
NEW CRIME ABILITY: EMBEZZLING - This allows you to steal 300 MONIES from 3 units! Yay, Advanced Stealing!
Will you pay taxes this year?
HAPPINESS: 220
BUDGET TURN-IN
Re: BUDGET TURN-IN
800 to housing
300 to clothing
Medicine 300 TO HELP WITH HANDS???
Taxes - 300
EVENT 1
So.
That happened!
EVENT 2
EVENT 3
EVENT TURN IN
Re: EVENT TURN IN
He's not going to steal from anyone because he's a good person gosh. And he's not going to use his embezzling ability either for the same reason. If there was an error, he'll just come out and tell them there was an error and to please have some leniency he's just lost his hands.
Re: EVENT TURN IN
THE END.
No one believed you until it was too late.
But that's a story for another time! For now, you live a happy and comfortable (if handless) life.
Proceed to ENDGAME.