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Capitalism, Hey!: BARiTONES
[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.
You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.
What do you do? ]
You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.
What do you do? ]
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FOOD
who the fuck taxes a panhandler the tax man can fuck off we're not even claiming an income at this point what are you assessing based on
EVENT:
Crown is trying to find a
legitimate jobliterally any job to support the family while thieving in the night.Eichi is thieving but cool with going to jail because hey free room and board.
Kohime is hunting birds because she's still a goddamn cat and leaving them by Ruby's bed because Ruby refuses to eat. She's also thieving, preferably from rich houses to fence the swanky shit.
Ruby is using his remaining criminal underground connections to try to hunt down whoever is responsible for stealing our shit and driving a car through our house. Ruby's also using the taserbow to try to either scare people or convince them to worship the moon.
When the tax man comes Eichi tries to go quietly but his cat immediately claws the shit out of the heathen who dares touch her thing and does her very best to chase him off.
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EICHI'S
going to jail.
Eichi's also taking everyone on BARiTONES with him.
This is what happens when you get a crit fail.
But at least Kohime is perfect and wonderful and manages to succeed in every endeavor she puts her mind on before she mcfuckin goes to jail.
Ruby finds out that it's [RESULTS INCOMING]. He also convinces people to worship the moon, and it works SO WELL THAT HE GOES TO JAIL.
That is, he goes to jail, but also he manages to convince everyone in prison to worship the moon.
Things could be worse???
Anyway just for the sake of completion Eichi does not successfully go off quietly and Kohime scratches the SHIT out of this tax man. In fact, she does it SO WELL THAT THE TAX MAN DIES.
GOOD THING SHE'S ALREADY GOING TO JAIL.