Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2019-09-08 04:37 pm

ZRAEL

[And the rave ends just like that.

As soon as you blink, you find yourself standing right in the center of a living room inside a quaint, pink house.]
ohgodno: (amen motherfucker)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Man*Eater, I must educate you on my incredible backstory one of these days! I was very good at killing people, and I did succeed. Why, I even took over a kingdom once, it was quite the bloodshed!
carnivorouscarnival: (f29)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] carnivorouscarnival 2019-09-09 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
... Huh. Guess people can have all sorts of unexpected pasts.
ohgodno: (they say my name during sex)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Be proud of your God, for She is as magnificent as she looks.

And what will be your tool of choice?
carnivorouscarnival: (k02)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] carnivorouscarnival 2019-09-09 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ throws his arms open ]

Gyahahaha! Our all-knowing God doesn't really need to ask, right? It'll be the same one I always use—these two hands of mine.
ohgodno: (wine flows through my veins it's great)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, I know that so well! How was it again, you liked strangling?
carnivorouscarnival: (k17)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] carnivorouscarnival 2019-09-09 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Nyah. I've done that before, but it's not really my preference... Too drawn out, and kinda plain.

Before this, I'd just use my own power, Eating One—one smack of my hand could completely obliterate anything it hits. But obviously I don't have that here, so a snap of the neck usually does the trick.
ohgodno: (but if we build a temple they will come)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I love it! It is almost like strangulation, but instant!
carnivorouscarnival: (d11)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] carnivorouscarnival 2019-09-09 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's completely different, 'cept that they both involve a neck.

[ but waves a hand, whatever. ]

So what are you going with?
ohgodno: (i have forsaken everyone but myself)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Me? Well...

[points at the sink full of raw meat with her meat masher]

I am going to beat all of that meat until I improve at murder!
carnivorouscarnival: (f32)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] carnivorouscarnival 2019-09-09 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

Well, if all else fails, maybe you'll improve at cooking.
ohgodno: (sinners are winners)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I will not cook it, I will be practicing my murder technique.