ZRAEL

[idolpro]

[And the rave ends just like that.

As soon as you blink, you find yourself standing right in the center of a living room inside a quaint, pink house.]

Comments

Re: Kitchen

[ohgodno]

I have no idea, I have never melted people in a pot!

[also finally setting her chips aside and getting some raw meat from the sink, hammer now in hand]

But I am so curious to learn!

Re: Kitchen

[kinkpusher]

Alright, watch closely.

[ he's dropping the rubber duck into the boiling pot.

the duck falling in knocks over the gnome, who falls onto his side even more pathetically.

rubber ducks are meant to survive hot water. however... boiling is a bit much. ]

It looks like the components are going to deteriorate. Our gnome is slightly worse for the wear, too. Are you going to beat some meat?

Re: Kitchen

[ohgodno]

[she watched closely, enjoying that maybe too much]

—oh, yes, that I am. Unlike your method, I seek immediate results, and that is exactly what a heavy weapon like this will do to a person.

[SLAMS HER HAMMER ON THE MEAT and like it's not actually that weird despite the context]

Re: Kitchen

[kinkpusher]

Hmm, immediately isn't always bad, but you should put plenty of thought into it.

[ the duck is. not doing so well. it's still yellow, and still rubbed, but it looks a little elongated now. ]

Re: Kitchen

[idolpro]

[Your destruction is at 2.]

Re: Kitchen

[kinkpusher]

[ incredible ]

Re: Kitchen

[idolpro]

Your cooking is now at 1.

Re: Kitchen

[ohgodno]

[examines the skill bar]






Hm!