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[And the rave ends just like that.

As soon as you blink, you find yourself standing right in the center of a living room inside a quaint, pink house.]

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When me and Nitro beat capitalism. We started a worship organization and got super rich and had a speedboat and ran from the cops a couple times but not really 'cause we were paying 'em off anyways. It was rad.

I guess if it works. Should we change up anything about it?

Eh, could be cleaner about a few things, I guess... Also, figure it makes sense for our activities to get us extra skill points, right? So figure our organization should have stuff for everybody's skills. Worship by going out for a run or destroying your worldly possessions and sending us 10 percent of your monthly income...stuff like that.

Yeah... that sounds like a smart way to go about it. A general life and health improvement thing?

Yeah. Make the world a better place, enjoy health and pursue knowledge and break stuff and kill vampires. I guess.

... Who's the vampire killer?

Griffin's the one going around with garlic knots. Or else trying to lure them? I dunno, honestly.

Well if he needs to kill vampires, wouldn't it be better to make our cult vampire-friendly so they're easier for him to find?

So...a cult for vampires?

Like...we offer support and rehabilitation for vamps who're tired of all the blood sucking for just a tiny, tiny fee...?

I'd feel kind of bad if we offered to reform vampires only to leave them to Griffin's mercy.

Guess we should find out what all he's gotta do to reform 'em.

Maybe it's better if we're the vampires after all. Could sucker in dumb rich people who think they'll get skinny and sparkly if they follow the Vampire Diet or something...

Oh yeah, that could work. Do this and become a vampire of the teen fantasy kind.

Yeah... We could teach the "secrets" of IDing real vampires and joining their sparkle harems in five easy steps. Less blood sacrifices and alien doomsday pickups and more expensive supplements and pyramid schemes?

We'll need to get a lot of glitter to mix into stuff.

There's some glitter bombs upstairs in the bathroom for starters. Blowing 'em up'd be easy enough, I bet.

[pauses]

...Uh, maybe don't use the bathroom for bathroom stuff, though.

... Hold it until the game's over, got it. I'll get the glitter bombs though.

[nods]

That’d count as some mischief I bet. Could try some out now, see how they go.

Make some vampire merchandise to sell using glitter bombs, huh? Sure, I'll get on that.

[ WANDERING OFF TO DO JUST THAT. ]

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