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avante en garde

[And the rave ends just like that.

As soon as you blink, you find yourself standing right in the center of a living room inside a quaint, pink house.]

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What... sort of merchandise? Like... good-luck charms?

I was thinking action figures. With people stopping us this much, we've gotta be famous enough to afford it.

I... guess? How much does that sort of thing cost?

I dunno... We could charge for autographs if we need more money for it.

Or, ah... I suppose if there's not very many of them we could charge more?

That's a good idea too. They'd be like collector's items then.

The kind you play with or the kind you look at?

The lookin' at kind. Those make more profit, right?

I guess so. Do we get to pick poses?

'course we do. What's the point if we don't? We could even add props and shit, like turntables to go with Griffin's.

Ohh... or like exchangable faces, so you can give him half a can of beer and swirly eyes and stuff.

What would you go for?

[ snorts ]

Even better!

For me, I wanna have a sledgehammer. It goes with the destructive rep I've been building.

Nice. Then you'd have an excuse to walk around with a sledgehammer all the time, too. Maybe that'll cut down on the paparazzi, too.

All except for the most intense ones.

That should be enough to deal with on your own, then.

Bet the fans will love seeing a few smashed up cameras.

Probably increases resale value. Anyways, it's cathartic, right.

Yeah! We haven't been lying about that part.

Definitely...

So, we figure out how to get rich off this while we can--you want figures, Gold wants to sell glitter smelly soap and stuff...think that should do us?