idolpro | GM Game: Heart Soldier Senshi

GM Game: Heart Soldier Senshi

[ The door shuts behind you, leaving you in a copy of this room. Upon one of the fancy tables is your card for the round, along with slots for each unit for you to go slide in your choices.

You can come and go as you will, but once you have left the room, you cannot speak of anything that transpires within: not your choices, not your discussion, not your alliances.

Do your best, idol-tachi. ]

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[oh my god]

[JUST SNORTS]

You know, I really don't give a shit about whether we'd piss people off or not.

I know you don't give a shit.

I'm thinking about the people who give a shit about you and would probably prefer not to see you come limping out of this fucken room missing a couple of limbs, unable to eat, hear, and see for the next week or so.

Edited 2019-11-23 16:55 (UTC)

[that is unfortunately not a winning argument for him]

The people who give a shit about me know what I'm like. They know what I can handle.

They should trust me to make my own decisions. And if I were to die or worse because of them, I'd trust them to respect the choice I made.

Just as I'd respect theirs.

And because of a promise we made we can't exactly make the decision we all- er, most of us want to make.

I get the feeling we'll all be eating various degrees of shit anyway so it's whatever. I'd really just like to get this fucken game over and done with. I'm pretty pissed that they brought on all of these people just to do something like this. Dick. fucken. move.

A promise we made to each other. As a unit. Not to anyone outside of it.

[. . . but the next thing she says is followed by a very dry snort]

Haven't we learned that they're full of dick fucken moves at this point?

It could have been a fucken orgy.

Except without the happy ending.

There's never a happy ending in Hell.

. . .

[sighs]

Everyone in this room is so damn depressing. . .

[I mean. for good reason]

[ for good reason. ]

I'm not sure I'd want any of these demons on my dick, just saying.

I know I don't.

I bet they all suck in the sack.

[MARS]

[ NO COMMENT. ]

[ but also... she is going to snicker, because she's immature like that. ]

And that's assuming you'd even make it out of the sake alive... with your dick in tact, no less. Bet some of these motherfuckers have some weird ass kinks.

[ d.va plz. ]

[D.VA PLZ]

Not a bet I'd take, since I'm pretty sure I'd lose.

[MARS PLZ]

I wonder if they can hear us talking about how shitty they are in bed? I sure hope they can.

Probably and I wouldn't want to have to buy a second hand dick from the points shop. [ ...burst out laughing. ]

[ D.VA PLZ!!! ]

Probably. Watch us get a card from another unit, the only one of its kind, that says we have to jump in the sack with a demon... and it's going to be addressed to the two of us.

If that happens I'm calling bullshit and I'm also Henshin'ing because that's totally like a chastity belt. Chastity... armor...???

[oh my god]

[SORRY WHATEVER SHE IS SAYING AFTER "SECONDHAND DICK" IS LOST IN TRANSLATIONS CUZ MARS IS CRACKING THE FUCK UP]

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