Heart Game: Intensity (Turn 4)

[idolpro]

In the beginning, there is nothing but darkness and silence. A sleep that gives no rest but one out of necessity in order to keep functioning. Behind closed eyelids, the numbers of a clock tick down - one painstaking second at a time.

TIME UNTIL REBOOT:


And then you wake up.

As you shift to a standing position, you feel something sharp and pointed press against your side. Digging into the nearest pocket, you will find two small puzzle pieces. And from their odd shape, it looks like they would fit into a 3D spherical puzzle. Odd. You've never seen them before, but you do get a sense that these are a currency of some sort. Spend them wisely!

Game start.

Comments

[420blazeit]

[ ignoring all of that for a second. ]

Did you get rid of my demon girlfriend too?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh so now she's a girlfriend?

[ A bit of a sigh as he rubs his temple. ]

You can find her among the Damned. So whether she's gotten rid of or not can be up to you.

[420blazeit]

[ point, ] You're the one that started calling her that.

And I was just curious. [ huffs, folding her arms. ]

[ but she drops the mock attitude and rounds the desk to drape himself on his throne. ]

Let me know if this is something you can do, Mr. King of Hell. Bring that bitch back and make her my pet and I'll take that position you mentioned. You know I do love being under you.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Consider it done.

[ A sharp snap of his fingers and a holographic screen appears in the air before you - a sleek silver stylus hovering in mid-air right next to it.

Ah.

It's your wish. In the form of a binding contract. Because of course it would be.

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Parties and Assignment. This agreement (the "Agreement") is made and entered into as of the xx day of the month of xxx, 20xx (the "Effective Date") by and between ___Intensity___ (henceforth referred to as "The King of Hell") and ___D.Va___ (henceforth referred to as the "demon minion"). The contract is in regards to professional freelance services to be performed on/for the following project(s):

Dominion over the realm of death

Executing negotiations and reparations for idols that deviate from the production

The King of Hell's personal chauffeur

In consideration of the mutual covenants made herein, the parties agree as follows:

Compensation.
The "demon minion" will be granted the following abilities:

What doesn't (or does) kill you...: Injury and death makes you stronger. Each time you take physical damage, you will become faster and physically stronger. At half HP, a replica of your Heart Weapon will be made available for you to use. Mental damage - you're on your own.

I can do the job better: You will have the ability to sense the location of as well as talk to the dead and dying.

Termination. Any betrayal, perceived or otherwise, of the "demon minion" against the "King of Hell" will result in one hearing on behalf of the "demon minion." Should the hearing be failed, all powers and identity will be stripped of the "demon minion" immediately and s/he/they shall become one of Damned until their recycle date to be re-placed within the Production.

______________________________________________________
(Sign here)

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There's a place for your signature down at the bottom. ]

So do you find these terms agreeable?

[[ Mechanic: Aligning with the King of Hell will cost one (1) puzzle piece. ]]

[420blazeit]

[ she reads it over. ]

I feel like I should be signing in blood... [ also she's going to get to the part about the personal chauffeur and just smirk at him through the screen. ]

[ HEY! at least she is in charge of the dead, so if she kills you she can, like, just bring you back. it's perfect. ]

I guess I should tell you my real name, huh? [ grabs the pen. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But of course. You know how it is with Hell and real names. Only then is it binding.

[420blazeit]

[ she'll strike-out d.va and write in song hana and then sign her name at the bottom with a rabbit at the end. ]

[ she'll also set one of the puzzle pieces down on the desk and ease it toward him with the pen after she's done. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[ He picks up the puzzle piece and it disappears somewhere in his coat.

And then he crooks a finger at D.Va to come closer. ]

[420blazeit]

If we can celebrate on your desk I'll give you the other one.

[ she twirls it in between her fingers as she just drops into his lap. ]

[ personal space, pft, she never learned what that is. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[ As long as she doesn't mind that everything about him is metal. ]

You flatter me.

[ And you know what, Emet Selch has left the building so it's not like he's exactly opposed...

As he shoves her back against the desk. ]

[420blazeit]

[ #yolo ]

Oh please~, you knew I always liked you.

How many people are actually capable of keeping up with me, huh, ... [ she gives him, like, half a second to answer before just answering it herself. ] not many.

[ bumps the desk, reaching back to brace her hands on it; the other puzzle piece still clutched in one of them. she wraps her tail around his leg and yanks on him. ]

Did you make all of this yourself? [ eyes combing over him. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Please. As if I would entrust anyone else the task.

[ But also fuck you, he also has a tail now which he is attempting to use to swipe her legs out from under her. ]

Ah ah ah. No need to get pushy.

[420blazeit]

Since when have you known me to be patient? [ laughs. ]

And just asking! It's an interesting look. [ she's about to reach up for his hair when he swipes his tail at her legs, and because his tail is metal it's got a hell of a lot more umpf behind it, so down she goes. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[ Hey. Hey, D.Va.

You only get to bang the King of Hell if he tops. So, what's it gonna be? ]

[420blazeit]

[ she's fine with that. it's not every day you get to fuck the king of hell and what better way to celebrate her promotion? bowling. better tell her friends to back the fuck up the moment they come out though, because they're bound to get handsy.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[ But of course they are.

Unfortunately for the viewing population at home, this is on prime time so there is a post-edit cut/fade-to-black/commercial break that ends with Intensity smoking a cigarette.

If he smoked anyway. Or had a body capable of smoking at the moment.

You get the picture. ]

You're insatiable.

[420blazeit]

[ circles her arms around his neck and tugs him down for a kiss as she twines their tails together. ] Happy Graduation to me~! [ chuckles, giving a contented sigh. ]

And I know. [ sticks her tongue out at him. ] And you're incredible, but, again, something we both already knew~

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[ With very little actual bite to his comments: ]

Yes, yes. Now buzz off. I have work to do.

[420blazeit]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. [ she'll RELUCTANTLY slide out of his lap. did he have a jacket that he was wearing and possibly didn't put back on yet, because, if so, she'd like to take that. ]

Here, boss~ [ she'll give the second puzzle piece a kiss and then set it on his desk. ] Now where's this pet of mine?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[ You have acquired one (1) King of Hell's incredibly edgelord trenchcoat. Dry clean only.

And he takes that piece, too. ]

If you find the Damned, you'll find her. You have to pick her out of the crowd.

[ And with a wicked grin. ]

Good luck.

[420blazeit]

I guess I have some shopping to do. [ le sigh~ ]

[ need to find (1) lilith and (1) hadassah. ]

Let me know if you need to go anywhere. As your personal chauffeur [ blows him a kiss as she slips on the jacket and starts walking for the doors. ] I'll make sure we not only get there in record time, but that it's one hell of a ride~

[ laughs loudly and leaves! ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

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