[ the spirits alert you that there's a hidden door behind the bar available once someone has had all of the drinks on the menu—it's behind the mask hanging on the wall. ]
You know... I was just thinking, maybe I'd like to try all the drinks. Just a small sample if you don't mind. I might as well. She made them special, after all.
[ He pours you a little sample of the rest of each drink:
Absinthe: well, it's victorian Absinthe, so it knocks you off your ass a bit, in addition to tasting like licorice, but you also burst into sudden laughter—not in a mocking way, but in a companionable way.
Alexander: a tasty, creamy dessert drink; in addition to being surprisingly sweet, you also feel... comfortable. Maybe a little bemused. Is it because of the drink or the gap moe between the drink and the man?
Wildfire: the bartender sets this one on fire and it's also bright fucking green. Despite how alarming that is, it's very sweet, and gives you a warm sort of feeling not related to it being on fire.
Ruby Sour: fruity, surprisingly complex in its full form, and when you drink it, it's delightfully fruity, and you feel a little flirty, a little bolder than normal, and prone to a teasing sort of affection and kinship.
Crown Royal: this is just a shot of whiskey. It's good whiskey, though, and you feel a little more prone to flights of curiosity afterward.
Yvette: A creamy, fruity, liqueur. Drinking it, you feel happy, but also a little distant?
Bordeaux: this is just wine. You're left with another feeling of nostalgia... but a fonder one, and a feeling of sympathy. maybe a little motherly. ]
[ Welp she's sure drunk now. When you're a tinypire it doesn't take long. So her head is kind of fuzzy and she's giggling and amused and happy and flirty and motherly and curious, and-- well she's a lot of different things right now.
So she's pleasantly toasted atm ]
You know sir...
[ Giving the bartender a charming smile while flirting drunkenly...? ]
I kinda just wanna...[ points toward the back of the bar toward the mask. ]
I'm gonna go with my friend okay? It's an aaaventure.
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You know... I was just thinking, maybe I'd like to try all the drinks. Just a small sample if you don't mind. I might as well. She made them special, after all.
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For you? Of course, Miss.
[ He pours you a little sample of the rest of each drink:
Absinthe: well, it's victorian Absinthe, so it knocks you off your ass a bit, in addition to tasting like licorice, but you also burst into sudden laughter—not in a mocking way, but in a companionable way.
Alexander: a tasty, creamy dessert drink; in addition to being surprisingly sweet, you also feel... comfortable. Maybe a little bemused. Is it because of the drink or the gap moe between the drink and the man?
Wildfire: the bartender sets this one on fire and it's also bright fucking green. Despite how alarming that is, it's very sweet, and gives you a warm sort of feeling not related to it being on fire.
Ruby Sour: fruity, surprisingly complex in its full form, and when you drink it, it's delightfully fruity, and you feel a little flirty, a little bolder than normal, and prone to a teasing sort of affection and kinship.
Crown Royal: this is just a shot of whiskey. It's good whiskey, though, and you feel a little more prone to flights of curiosity afterward.
Yvette: A creamy, fruity, liqueur. Drinking it, you feel happy, but also a little distant?
Bordeaux: this is just wine. You're left with another feeling of nostalgia... but a fonder one, and a feeling of sympathy. maybe a little motherly. ]
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So she's pleasantly toasted atm ]
You know sir...
[ Giving the bartender a charming smile while flirting drunkenly...? ]
I kinda just wanna...[ points toward the back of the bar toward the mask. ]
I'm gonna go with my friend okay? It's an aaaventure.
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Well, for someone who was bold enough to try all of those—there is a special I'm authorized to offer.
[ he pours you a straight black coffee in a mug, and then also presses something under the mask on the back wall. A door opens to the temple. ]
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She gonna take her coffee though for sure. She earned this coffee it's hers it's special. ]
Thank you, handsome~!
[ Also regardless of if the coffee helps or not ONWARD. ]
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but also none dignity for terrans. ]
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Also in she goes wheee ]