idolpro | Paloma's Heart (#3)

[ it absolutely is! a refined gentleman should always have a good drink within reach, and he's been drinking from this bottle.

he completes the turn. ]

So, I don't think I caught your name—

[ his name is "Absinthe is trying to slam this scotch bottle into his head", it's a bit unwieldy ]

[ The bottle's of a good enough make that it absolutely lands with a horrible cracking sound, and there's no crack in the bottle. He goes down and out like a light, a line of blood forming along his hairline. ]

[ excellente

he takes a quick look around. is there anywhere conveniently nearby to hide a body for a little. under a sofa?? ]

[ oh yeah this room has some very large leather sofas. great for hiding bodies. ]

[ great

he's just going to as like .. efficiently as he can .. strip him off his clothing. he'll leave him of his underwear at the Very Least but he'll also check his pulse. unconscious but alive or dead-dead? ]

[ unconscious but alive! ]

[ excellent

going to use like, two socks tied to together I guess, to gag him. he had thought about trading out his clothing but considering he will probably kill this dude it might be a little suspicious

so instead he'll use his the man's own clothing to bind him -- arms behind his back, ankles together, before trying to slap him awake. ]

[ you truss him up like a prize turkey, and slap him awake.

he immediately starts trying to run his mouth but is stopped by being gagged. thank fuck. ]

Edited 2020-02-24 03:09 (UTC)

[ he laughs, giving him a comforting! little pat on the head ]

You're quite wordy, aren't you?

Don't be overly concerned, though. I won't hurt you if I don't have a reason to.

[ PANICKING ASSHOLE NOISES ]

[ sighs! ]

Being noisy won't do you any good, you know.

I'm sure a man like yourself must have plenty of influence. Do you care to share some of it?

Mmph! Mmph!

[ TRANSLATION: TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT PLEASE GOD DON'T KILL ME YOU PSYCHO ]

You're very generous. Consider this your tithe, hmm?

[ he's interpreting that as an offering, anyway. HOW MANY INFLUENCES DOES HE GET ]

[ pretend you rifle through his coat and take all his business cards.

you receive:

3x "pride goeth before a fall"
3x "the relentless march of empire" ]

[ nice, it's like an asshole point TCG ]

There we are! Now, what shall I do with you?

[ unsure asshole noises ]

What do you dream those savages would do to you? Roast you and eat you alive?

[ we're having a good time here

UNCOMFORTABLE SCREAMING, BUT MUFFLED???? ]

Would that be more or less savage than taking you from your home, forcing you to speak a language that is not your own, and to worship a God you do not know? Do tell me.

All things considered, cannibalism may even be a mercy!

[ he would have some words to say about that, but

whoops! still can't talk!

also the words he would say would probably suck, so: this is also a mercy. ]

[ truly ... truly a mercy. ]

Truly, you should be grateful for my consideration.

[ is there anything sharp nearby that isn't alcohol bottles. is he going to have to do this the hard way ]

[ there's a letter opener on the oval table in the center of the room, in fact! ]

[ PULLS HIS SLEEVE BACK THEN, don't want to make too much of a mess, and leans over to grab the letter opener

which he uses to stab the other man in the thigh, then slice up, slowly carving a neat little chunk out of him. ]

[ there's a muffled groan/shriek, and he struggles fruitlessly as you carve through his trousers to peel a hunk of skin and muscle out of his leg. blood pools in the wound, and soaks the fabric around it a dark red; in contrast, his complexion has gone white as a sheet. ]

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism also I'm adding in cannibalism

innerdaemons - 2020-02-26 18:56 (UTC) - Expand

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism also I'm adding in cannibalism

handpuppets - 2020-02-28 17:17 (UTC) - Expand