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LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

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The cover of this doujin tells you some of what you're getting into; it has Dante in a nurse uniform, showing a lot of thigh and shoulders with very accurately rendered muscles. The first half of the book is more of the same, full splash pages of him in various different poses that somehow all manage to avoid a pantyshot (or, whatever-he-has-under-there shot).

The second half is an actual comic of characters reacting to this, including a few just turning away immediately or determining it's not their thing, Griffin throwing a pair of pants at him, and Raven, who looks like he doesn't know how to feel about it. In the background of all of this is Glory, turning increasingly red, her fluster level measured by a thermometer gauge beside her. When Raven uses his cane to attempt (unsuccessfully) to flip Dante's skirt before retreating, Glory's fluster meter just explodes, which apparently sends her into "suave mode." She approaches Dante with an enigmatic smile, flirts, and slides her hand up his thigh. Whatever she finds under his skirt seems to surprise her, but (un)fortunately the doujin ends there.

[ this is a photoshop of Dante's face onto a cereal box labeled "WILD OATS & CHAMOMILE: complete demon-huntin' breakfast"

Dante is doing fingerguns. ]

[ A series of illustrated scenes of Dante and Raven and their "son," Nero:

- Raven cradles Nero as Dante boops his nose;
- First birthday celebration with Nero shoving fistfuls of cake into his mouth
- Raven reading Shel Silverstein poems to Nero
- Dante burying Nero under a bunch of plastic swords
- Dante flirting with the teacher on Nero's first day of school. Said teacher looks suspiciously like Glory.

...and so on. It's all very sweet, and all very charming and domestic, and no one gets impaled on swords at all.

there's a note attached to it: "DO BETTER FOR OUR SWEET BOY, YOU DINGUSES" ]

[A poster.]

Fanmail the Twenty-Second

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