future is now

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform/servant uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

Comments

ROUND 1

[idolpro]

VOTE TURN-IN

[idolpro]

Re: VOTE TURN-IN

[scarvedforlife]

Upvote:
I don't want to die.

Downvote:
- Will make your vote worth your while.

- If this idol gets out of this unharmed, she'll benchpress anyone who wants a ride ♥

- Loyal, charming, and a smile that will win over the most stubborn of hearts. This model has a wild side that can't be controlled and if you're lucky you're someone he's lost control with. Handsome as he is dangerous and as charming as he is fun, this is one model you don't want to sleep on but one you DO want to sleep with! Give him a try!

- %IDOLNAME% is the idol that can do it all. From hunting, to fighting, to [XXX]ing, they're like a Swiss army knife and a new best friend all in one tight little package. The best part is, they come at a low, low price of whatever you can pay for them!

Seriously, they're not picky. Beggars can't be choosers and all that.

- Family man with a lot of love to give. Good with a weapon or with a saucepan.

- Elegant and decisive as a headshot.

ADVERTISEMENT TURN-IN

[idolpro]

Angel

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

This gentle bulldozer is the heart of our team. Virtually invincible, very few have faced this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale.

[idolpro]

[ You fall down, down down…

straight into the trash bin. And along with you falls a shimmering orb which explodes into a beautiful cloud of glitter after making contact with one of the other bits of rubbish. It doesn’t seem that bad at first - maybe a little itchy, but it’s not the worst that could’ve happened. But then you can hear - something? It’s faint, but it sounds like:

!! DING DING DING !!

!! DING DING DING !!

!! DING DING DING !!


Everything grows hazy, like you’ve suddenly just...become unstuck from existence and trapped in some sort of shadow realm...

...And then the changes begin. You can feel them, like something crawling beneath your flesh. Like something yearning to be free -- don’t you want to? Don’t you want to unfurl your wings, to fly? You do, right?! It’s painful, though...the insectile wings, the antennae atop your head, the chitinous plates all emerge from your skin, ripping straight through flesh. Whispers, frenzied and darting to and fro like you want to be, dance through your mind constantly, with no pause. You’re too heavy to really fly though, even with your new wings - how sad! But you still feel more free. You should celebrate with your friends when you get back! Wouldn’t playing some sort of prank on them be nice? It’d be funny to see someone get hurt, right? Right?!?!

At least once you’re back with the rest of your unit, you’re all sewn back together again - the pain doesn’t stop but at least your skin seals back up a bit. That’s nice, isn’t it? Another chance to be worth something! And you’re so much prettier now, too! Even if you can’t stop hearing those whispers or...uh, giggling. ]

Shine

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

His eyes are a very lovely shade that reminds me of the sky of this world, his hair is very soft, I like the clothes he chooses to wear, he is always so funny, ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ seems to get along with him really good, ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ feels warm when she is near him, I think he is a wonderful friend, he is always checking up on this unit and making sure we are okay, he always tries to protect us, he thinks about us before he thinks about himself, his love of alcohol is pure, his voice is very charming, he is not very tall but that makes him very good height for headpats, and there are much more we can pick.

He makes me feel safe, his level-headed nature is always appreciated, his interest in beer is not, but he makes up for it with being a tolerable drunk who will hug me.

[idolpro]

[ You fall down, down down…

straight into the trash bin. And along with you falls a shimmering orb which explodes into a beautiful cloud of glitter after making contact with one of the other bits of rubbish. It doesn’t seem that bad at first - maybe a little itchy, but it’s not the worst that could’ve happened.

And so you’re there for a few hours. And minute by minute it grows worse, more intense. But it’s slow and building and honestly almost maddening - and worst of all, you don’t notice when you start idly scratching at your skin. But as time goes on it becomes absolutely unbearable, and eventually - ah, it feels like you need to tear all of this off, doesn’t it? Your clothes, your skin, your flesh - anything to make it stop! Skin flakes under your fingernails as you claw at yourself, tearing your own body apart. And yet - it still doesn’t stop. The itching doesn’t stop at all. Your blood, by this point, is flowing freely, and the only mercy you receive is that eventually you’ll pass out from the blood loss.

But at least once you’re back with the rest of your unit, you’re all sewn back together again - the itching is still present, just barely below “unbearable”, but at least your skin seals back up a bit. That’s nice, isn’t it? Another chance to be worth something! ]

[arealeyeopener]

{F U C K]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: DISCUSSION

[arealeyeopener]

I don't care about downvotes or upvotes so you guys pick that.

[DRAWING STRAWS HANDWAVE GOES HERE AND



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Me and Angel are up next. Huh.

[justpure]

Yes... Angel is a rather popular figure with the idols and the fanbase for her friendly and generous demeanor... So what sort of positive qualities do you bring to the table?

[arealeyeopener]

None.

[nohalation]

His eyes are a very lovely shade that reminds me of the sky of this world, his hair is very soft, I like the clothes he chooses to wear, he is always so funny, Intensity seems to get along with him really good, Silence feels warm when she is near him, I think he is a wonderful friend, he is always checking up on this unit and making sure we are okay, he always tries to protect us, he thinks about us before he thinks about himself, his love of alcohol is pure, his voice is very charming, he is not very tall but that makes him very good height for headpats, and there are much more we can pick.

Re: DISCUSSION

[learntofly]

We'll come up with perfect ads for both of you!

Re: DISCUSSION

[nohalation]

[Sighs wistfully.]

They all sound wonderful...

Re: DISCUSSION

[arealeyeopener]

Yeah? Who seems the best though?

Re: DISCUSSION

[scarvedforlife]

[ What if. ]

[ While people are busy writing advertisement. ]

[ Sho sidles over to the up/down vote list. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[arealeyeopener]

[rip if angel sees]

Re: DISCUSSION

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Quick, she's distracted]

Re: DISCUSSION

[asonoficeandfire]

...Shogun?

Re: DISCUSSION

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Over here. In the corner, trying to write something fitting of Angel]

Re: DISCUSSION

[arealeyeopener]

[cute...]

Re: DISCUSSION

[nohalation]

[peeks over shoulder]

Re: DISCUSSION

[asonoficeandfire]

What are you writing?