future is now

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform/servant uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

Comments

ROUND 0.5

[idolpro]

ADVERTISEMENT TURN-IN

[idolpro]

Duality

[arealeyeopener]

Stoic but strong, brutal but gentle. This model has many sides to him and every single one looks GOOD.

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: DISCUSSION

[arealeyeopener]

...uhh...advertising?

Re: DISCUSSION

[asonoficeandfire]

[he looks a little spooked, but]

...I recognize this setting...

Re: DISCUSSION

[scarvedforlife]

Sooo like the dating game except more...

[ Waggles a hand. ]

-Political?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Those who crave hands---]

I don't even want to know.

Re: DISCUSSION

[learntofly]

This feels creepier than usual.

ROUND 1

[idolpro]

VOTE TURN-IN

[idolpro]

Re: VOTE TURN-IN

[scarvedforlife]

Upvote:
I don't want to die.

Downvote:
- Will make your vote worth your while.

- If this idol gets out of this unharmed, she'll benchpress anyone who wants a ride ♥

- Loyal, charming, and a smile that will win over the most stubborn of hearts. This model has a wild side that can't be controlled and if you're lucky you're someone he's lost control with. Handsome as he is dangerous and as charming as he is fun, this is one model you don't want to sleep on but one you DO want to sleep with! Give him a try!

- %IDOLNAME% is the idol that can do it all. From hunting, to fighting, to [XXX]ing, they're like a Swiss army knife and a new best friend all in one tight little package. The best part is, they come at a low, low price of whatever you can pay for them!

Seriously, they're not picky. Beggars can't be choosers and all that.

- Family man with a lot of love to give. Good with a weapon or with a saucepan.

- Elegant and decisive as a headshot.

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[idolpro]

Angel

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

This gentle bulldozer is the heart of our team. Virtually invincible, very few have faced this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale.

Shine

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

His eyes are a very lovely shade that reminds me of the sky of this world, his hair is very soft, I like the clothes he chooses to wear, he is always so funny, ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ seems to get along with him really good, ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ feels warm when she is near him, I think he is a wonderful friend, he is always checking up on this unit and making sure we are okay, he always tries to protect us, he thinks about us before he thinks about himself, his love of alcohol is pure, his voice is very charming, he is not very tall but that makes him very good height for headpats, and there are much more we can pick.

He makes me feel safe, his level-headed nature is always appreciated, his interest in beer is not, but he makes up for it with being a tolerable drunk who will hug me.

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: DISCUSSION

[arealeyeopener]

I don't care about downvotes or upvotes so you guys pick that.

[DRAWING STRAWS HANDWAVE GOES HERE AND



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Me and Angel are up next. Huh.

Re: DISCUSSION

[nohalation]

[Sighs wistfully.]

They all sound wonderful...

ROUND 2

[idolpro]

VOTE TURN-IN

[idolpro]

ADVERTISEMENT TURN-IN

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

ROUND 3

[idolpro]

VOTE TURN-IN

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]