Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

Comments

[foolmetwice]

YEAH, WE A-- AUGH

[face = smooshed into the ground]

[420blazeit]

[ she laughs and tries to pin him there, so she can continue to shittalk freely. ]

Bet he'd break his back from brawling with us!

[foolmetwice]

[he would join her in shittalking but he can't TALK because his FACE IS IN THE DIRT]

[420blazeit]

[ ok ok ok
lets him up so they can shittalk together. ]

[ is this a teambonding??? ]

[foolmetwice]

[yes it is]

BLECH.

[also he can breathe again]

Are we making dumb jabs at him for being old now?

[420blazeit]

Yeah, it's easy pickins, honestly. [ snorts. ] But maybe too easy...

[foolmetwice]

Yeah, it's low-hanging fruit. Maybe we should try to goad him into competing with us. . .?

[420blazeit]

I am totally down for that. Let's do it.

[ gets off of him. ]

[foolmetwice]

[rolls over and pops back onto his feet]

Truce?

[420blazeit]

[ grabs his hand and gives it a firm shake. ]

Truce.