Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

Comments

ROUND 0.5

[idolpro]

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[idolpro]

[foolmetwice]

Mars - Stray cat free to one good home! Extremely cute and fluffy. Does not have fleas (anymore). Bad at cuddling but good at scratching out the eyes of your enemies. One vote = one chance at adoption. Vote to adopt today!!!

Hurricane - 🎈🎆🍔🍦🍰🏍🎞🎡

Mori - 🌲🌲❤️🐰❤️🌲🌲

Seto - Will make your vote worth your while.

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

[foolmetwice]

[scanning the rules, and honestly? he doesn't look too bothered???]

Huh. . .

Re: DISCUSSION

[420blazeit]

[ groans straight into her hands. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

. . .

[Pre-emptively henshins]

Marketing, huh.

Re: DISCUSSION

[puzzlekeeper]

[ ........... ]

Who here is good at . . . writing?

Re: DISCUSSION

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Sorry, he's distracted by the newspaper clipping]

Wait. Was this...?

Re: DISCUSSION

[deifiedwhitedragon]

...Well, just saying "I'm the best choice" seemed to work last time.

ROUND 1

[idolpro]

VOTE TURN-IN

[idolpro]

Re: VOTE TURN-IN

[foolmetwice]

1) Bright-eyed and adaptable, this one likes the idea of odd numbered units voting up for odd numbered models and even numbered units voting for even numbered models.

2) Loyal and well-meaning. Will never betray a person's trust and always does their best. Determined to stay positive no matter the situation and will be there to lend a helping hand whenever possible.

3) The cat cafe poster

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[idolpro]

King

[puzzlekeeper]

🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲 Rolling the dice on this one ♠️ 🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲

Mars

[foolmetwice]

-> (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼\('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Son... ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!!!!

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[420blazeit]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Imeeji Productions Screening, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on all these dumb games, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top idol in the entire Tokyo-F armed idol forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this HELL, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the hell-net? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of demons across the hellscape and your smartphone is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of abilities I bought will ALL OF MY POINTS and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

ROUND 2

[idolpro]

VOTE TURN-IN

[idolpro]

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[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

ROUND 3

[idolpro]

VOTE TURN-IN

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]