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Heart Soldier Senshi

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

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MORI DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!!

[yes he does]

ON THE CONTRARY MORI SEEMS VERY WELL-INFORMED!

YEAH, WELL.

YOUR FACE IS A TRAP CARD.

[is that the best he's got]

Illuminati confirmed.

Take that, atheists.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, AND SO DOES MY MOM, THAT'S HOW OLD THIS MEME IS.

[WOW. . . WOW!!!]

OH YEAH??

YOUR. . . FACE!!!

[slick comeback]

AND HIS MOM'S FACE!

Wait, is this some like start-of-the-internet meme?

Oh!

[ That's right. ]

.... By your standards.... D.va and Mars's jokes are positively ancient too, aren't they, Hurricane?

...

... You don't even recognize their jokes they're so old. Do you?

[ HEH. HEH HEHEH HEHHEHEHEHEHEHH ]

Like suuuper old.

Man, my ma woulda been in preschool or something.

Edited 2020-05-20 02:41 (UTC)

WTF HURRICANE?!

I thought we were friends!

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crossmyheartandhope - 2020-05-20 02:45 (UTC) - Expand

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420blazeit - 2020-05-20 02:49 (UTC) - Expand

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crossmyheartandhope - 2020-05-20 03:02 (UTC) - Expand

[HIRYUU!!!]

Why are you taking King and Seto's side!! I didn't call you old!!

[ HEHEHEHEHEHEH ]

Sorry Mars, an insult to my age is an insult to Hiryuu's.

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foolmetwice - 2020-05-20 02:45 (UTC) - Expand

You did by proxy.

[ and for that

you must burn. ]

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foolmetwice - 2020-05-20 02:51 (UTC) - Expand

MEMES ARE TIMELESS AND YOU GUYS ALL SUCK!

They got like meme encyclopedias... bet I could find it in one of those.

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420blazeit - 2020-05-20 02:56 (UTC) - Expand

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crossmyheartandhope - 2020-05-20 03:04 (UTC) - Expand

YOU LEAVE MY MOM'S FACE OUT OF THIS!

YEAH! MORI'S MOM IS PERFECT AND A SAINT! YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS!

[ #westanonemomhereandit'smori's ]

[ BUSTS up laughing, oh my god ]

Ah, I believe Mars and Dva just got "owned!"

Checkmate, "n00bs."

CHECK YOUR SUNDIAL, OLD TIMER, BECAUSE IT'S GET REKT'CLOCK

Yeah? I bet you don't even know how to read a sundial.

I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT BITCOIN IS!

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