Heart Soldier Senshi
[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.
You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.
But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?
...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.
Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]
You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.
But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?
...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.
Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

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[I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL KNOCKING PEOPLE OUT WITHOUT DRUGS WORKS AT ALL BUT]
[THIS IS ANIME LAND]
[AND ANIME LAND DON'T CARE ABOUT REAL LIFE RULES]
[so he's just going to punch her in the face, I'm so fucking sorry D.Va]
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--Mars!
[ YANKS HIM OVER BY THE COLLAR ]
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-- King! She asked me to do it!
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[mars]
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[ LIKE A CIVILIZED PERSON! ]
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Oh.
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Ah--everyone--stop! For just a moment!
[ THIS IS GETTING REALLY OUT OF HAND AND ALSO ]
Is Dva okay?!
[ like let's at least check on her before you deck mars okay ]
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[he's holding her gently when she falls unconscious AT LEAST 8(]