avante en garde

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a chapel.

You're wearing bloodstained versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly leveled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you? You were the rioters.

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh. You were them too, weren't you?

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

Comments

ROUND 0.5

[idolpro]

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[idolpro]

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[deicider]

Models:

Griffin - Family man with a lot of love to give. Good with a weapon or with a saucepan.
Cardinal - Elegant and decisive as a headshot.

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

This again...? At least they remembered our triumph...

So? How're we selling ourselves off this time?

[deicider]

I can be a model. [That done,] I wonder how much we can get away with in terms of "no identifying information"...

Re: DISCUSSION

[purrrnicious]

[Contributing nothing beyond crossing her arms and letting her tail lash wildly in mild panic, standing a little off from the rest of the group.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[claestrophe]

[ why hands though,

actually what is ANY of this, it's immediately so far over her head

but also

there's this weird feeling of... familiarity... like something like this has happened before. how strange. ]

So... we need to pick our most beautiful members?

[ because. models. ]

[honoring]

Well this is... different.

[He has. Not one clue what's going on but. Well.

Just gotta figure out what he can do.]

Can't say I'm confident in my marketing skills.

ROUND 1

[idolpro]

VOTE TURN-IN

[idolpro]

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[purrrnicious]

DOWNVOTES:

🌲🌲❤️🐰❤️🌲🌲

🎈🎆🍔🍦🍰🏍🎞🎡

This idol is man's best friend - soft, warm, and easy to train with food! Vote for Fluffy!

Stray cat free to one good home! Extremely cute and fluffy. Does not have fleas (anymore). Bad at cuddling but good at scratching out the eyes of your enemies. One vote = one chance at adoption. Vote to adopt today!!!

"FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Friendly with everyone including children and cats. Highly food-motivated, easy to train. Eager to please and wonderfully responsive, he is nonetheless easily distracted by exciting sights and sounds, so you must be both patient and persistent. No doubt a good companion for you!"

A VERY GOOD GIRL PROBABLY THE BEST GIRL WHO HAS EVER EXISTED SHE'S JUST REALLY REALLY GOOD SHE SMELLS NICE AND LOOKS PRETTY AND SHE'S VERY EASY TO LOVE AND GETS ALONG WITH EVERYBODY PLEASE

SHE'S SO GOOD

SHE'S GREAT

SOMETIMES I CRY WHEN I REMEMBER HOW GOOD SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE!!!!!!!! PLEASE UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S JUST SUCH A GOOD PERSON TO BE AROUND AND SHE LOVES GAMES TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good at running and jumping and catching things and bringing them back.

+ The last poster

Re: VOTE TURN-IN

[unbr8kable]

UPVOTE

Bright-eyed and adaptable, this one likes the idea of odd numbered units voting up for odd numbered models and even numbered units voting for even numbered models.

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[gigadevilbreaker]

Shrike: Kind, thoughtful, a steel magnolia blossoming in the snow. Lover of quiet moments by your side, with a book and a cup of tea. Ready to defend with a kind gesture or a blade. Let her into your heart, and watch her benchpress a truck.

Nemesis: Raddest fucking teen in Tokyo-T doing sick kickflips all day. Loyal, unflinching, will punch your haters for you.

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: DISCUSSION

[unbr8kable]

[Reads over the blurbs]

"Odd numbered units voting up for odd numbered models and even numbered units voting for even numbered models"... How bad do you think that's gonna crash and burn?

Re: DISCUSSION

[gigadevilbreaker]

...

I can't tell who ANY of these people are.

ROUND 2

[idolpro]

VOTE TURN-IN

[idolpro]

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[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

ROUND 3

[idolpro]

VOTE TURN-IN

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]