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avante en garde
[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a chapel.
You're wearing bloodstained versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly leveled to the ground, with few survivors.
But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you? You were the rioters.
...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh. You were them too, weren't you?
Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]
You're wearing bloodstained versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly leveled to the ground, with few survivors.
But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you? You were the rioters.
...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh. You were them too, weren't you?
Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]
Re: VOTE TURN-IN
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"FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Friendly with everyone including children and cats. Highly food-motivated, easy to train. Eager to please and wonderfully responsive, he is nonetheless easily distracted by exciting sights and sounds, so you must be both patient and persistent. No doubt a good companion for you!"
A VERY GOOD GIRL PROBABLY THE BEST GIRL WHO HAS EVER EXISTED SHE'S JUST REALLY REALLY GOOD SHE SMELLS NICE AND LOOKS PRETTY AND SHE'S VERY EASY TO LOVE AND GETS ALONG WITH EVERYBODY PLEASE
SHE'S SO GOOD
SHE'S GREAT
SOMETIMES I CRY WHEN I REMEMBER HOW GOOD SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE!!!!!!!! PLEASE UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S JUST SUCH A GOOD PERSON TO BE AROUND AND SHE LOVES GAMES TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good at running and jumping and catching things and bringing them back.
+ The last poster