idolpro | LiliS & Taisho Roman Revolution (Day 2)

[ Standing on the deck of a grand galleon rocking in the midst of clear, turquoise waves. In front of your boat is an island--deserted, of course--and next to the steering wheel you'll find two large chests, one filled with bags of gold and the other filled with dark, round, innocuous looking balls, as well as two maps--one clearly depicting the uncharted island in front of you, and the other--a treasure island. And apparently just for shits and giggles, there's a pile of pirate-themed accessories in your unit color(s) you can put on--eye patches, plastic swords and water pistols, fake stuffed parrots, bandanas, a Captain's hat--even a peg-leg or two.

Your phones chime and instructions to choose where to hide both the treasure and traps on your island based on your map appears. ]

[ Players, note that you have until 3pm PST/6pm EST to make sure your unit's card is completely filled out and ready to go! Feel free to thread out burying the treasure, just selecting the spots, or fighting over the accessories, whatever floats your literal boat. ]

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[ ..................................... stumbling around the deck looking very annoyed (and alarmed) ]

What... is this nonsense...?!

Looks t'me like ye've lost yer sea legs, lassie! And perhaps yer stomach, wahahahaha!!

[ good to know wahaha is the same in pirate-speak ]

[ WHY NOW.... ]

I've lost... nothing!

WAHAHA! That's just the kinda thing'a lass who's lost everything'd say!

That's enough out of you. [ sways. ] I'll make you walk the plank if you speak of it again!

Sure, if ye can even make't t'the plank.

Let's not test it.

[ Oh... the weird coconut thing is back.

Trying...to ignore it. ]

It feels like we've flashed back to Never Have I ever.

[ Hic ]

To... what? This has happened before?

Nonono no....

I mean yes but no--- I mean--

[ Hmm ]

We just got done drinking LOOOOOTS.

...so this is... I see.

[ She's drunk. Okay. ]

EHEEHEE~

We're drunkards!

I-is that something to be happy about?!

[ Smooshes her cheeks ]

Yep~! Because we're pirates!

[ I. See. We are pirates now. ]

Well, you've certainly taken up the mantle of captain...

Re: DISCUSSION

sunflowering - 2020-07-01 01:33 (UTC) - Expand

[ Leaning over the railing singing to the ghost coconut. ]

♪♪ And its wiiii--nddy [HIC] weather boys ♪♪

[ ... you know what he'll also lean over the railing

not because he's drunk, just because ]

♪♪ ♪♪ Wiiii~ndy weather boys~♪♪ ♪♪

[ pushes you both over the railing ]

Oops, I lost my footing.

[ she did not. ]

[ SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH ]

Noooooo, my hat...!

[ HER CAPTAINS HAT ]

M-Mutiny...!

Edited 2020-07-01 00:38 (UTC)

[ I see we're making the merfolk work overtime today. DO YOU EVEN HAVE A MUTINY EFFECT, MA'AM???

anyway. Kaguya will find herself, AND HER CAPTAIN'S HAT, saved by a bevvy of hot mermaids and mermen. it'll be okay li'l vampire. ]

[ Bless them she has her hat. Attractive merfolk, pls don't go... ]

[ .......................... i mean he's not even mad honestly time 2 drown i guess ]

[ WRONG!!!!

guess who was attracted by all that AMAZING SINGING! IT WAS THE MERFOLK!!!! and they have come to SAVE YOU, STRANGE, FINLESS BROTHER!! of course they could just kidnap him back to a nearby grotto to admire until game end if he's really so disinterested in survival. ]

Edited 2020-07-01 00:51 (UTC)

[ UNFORTUNATELY HE MUST LIVE TO TELL AO THAT SHE SUCKS

he will however thank the merfolk for their kindness, and also promise to come visit them in their grotto in the future because that sounds sick as hell honestly ]